By Debbie Schlussel
Major League Baseball’s All-Star Game takes place, this week, in the heart of Islamic America, Detroit. So, to keep us all safe from bus, train, skyscraper, airplane, and other assorted Islamic terrorism bombings and explosions, Detroit Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Special Agent in Charge (a/k/a Abu Moskowitz) has a plan: He’s stashing t-shirts and arresting Hispanics.
Abu Moskowitz’s spokesman, Greg Palmore, tells the Chicago Tribune sports section that ICE agents are hard at work protecting you from the “terrorism” of counterfeit goods.
And Moskowitz is busy arresting illegal aliens to get his name and mug in the papers and spotlight. But guess what? Like every other day since he’s ridden into town on his miniature carousel horse, those illegal aliens aren’t Muslims or Arabs. No, they’re Hispanics, who don’t have a guy like “former” PFLP terrorist and FBI award revokee (Mid-West Director of the American Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee) sidling up to and becoming best buddies with Abu Moskowitz for various favors, special treatment, and .
Take yesterday. Moskowitz sent ICE agents to Comerica Park (site of the All-Star festivities and home to the Detroit Tigers) to arrest Eduardo Sanchez, a Hispanic illegal alien who was delivering ice. On Thursday, a busload of Hispanic Illegal aliens was arrested in nearby Taylor. But while frustrated ICE agents have begged to go to Michigan Avenue, Warren, and Schaeffer–the streets surrounding Detroit and Dearborn’s Muslim neighborhoods–to arrest Islamic illegal aliens they know of, they are strictly forbidden. That’s a no-no, uh-uh–strict orders from Abu Moskowitz, lest he upset his buddy Hamad. (No, instead of deporting illegal alien, Islamic terrorists, they are .)
So, for now, if you are Hispanic and here illegally to deliver ice or t-shirts, stay far away from Brian Moskowitz. But if you are Muslim and/or Arabic and here illegally to help your friends in Hamas or Hezbollah, proceed as usual. ICE guys can’t touch you (per their boss, Abu Moskowitz), unless Moskowitz figures he will get bad publicity otherwise and has no choice.
No wonder, in the heart of Islamic and Arabic America, ONLY FOUR PERCENT of deportations are to Islamic and/or Arabic countries, and Lebanon is the only Muslim and/or Arabic country among the top ten nationalities of deportees from Michigan in 2004. In the heart of Islamic and Arab America, more than 2/3 of the deportees were from Hispanic countries, like Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, and Dominican Republic. It’s incredible, but by design. Abu Moskowitz’s design.
Questions: Is Brian Moskowitz prejudiced against Hispanics? Does he discriminate against them in enforcing the law? Does Moskowitz practice chauvinism toward Muslims and look the other way? Answers: Look at the numbers. An overwhelming YES, YES, and YES.
Maybe they should change the name to LICE: Latino Immigration and Customs Enforcement.