February 2, 2010, - 12:07 pm

Ashton Kutcher Disses Tim Tebow: Airhead Celeb Intolerance Quote of the Day

By Debbie Schlussel

I don’t want to hear what Tim Tebow thinks about abortion.

–“Actor” Ashton Kutcher on today’s episode of ABC anti-male hag-fest, “The View.”

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Kutcher is, of course, referring to Tebow’s and Focus on the Family’s Superbowl ad, discussing how Tebow wouldn’t be here if his mother had gotten an abortion as doctors recommended. Tebow is a Heisman Trophy winner, and expected to be a top pick in this year’s NFL draft.

Memo to Ashton Kutcher (who hasn’t been in a good movie since . . . since . . . well, he’s never been in a good movie):

I don’t want to hear what some stupid, failed actor thinks about what Tim Tebow thinks about abortion.

Remember, this guy’s most, um,  “memorable” acting gig is “Dude, Where’s My Car?”  In his case, there needs to be a sequel, “Dude, Where’s My Brain?”

(In case you were wondering, airhead faux-conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck remained silent and didn’t respond. Her talking points note cards didn’t tell her what to say, so per usual, she was clueless.)




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103 Responses

Ashton Kutcher is the epitome of what Hollywood wants every man should be.

Slacker, never done physical work in his life. Spent more time looking in a mirror than ever mowing a lawn.

Vagina whipped for better use of a term. He continuously puts women on a pedestal. The man is useless and thinks he is some new age sensitive man because he married a woman older than him. The dude is a Cougar Hunter, So What? We all know who has the pair of cajones in that relationship.

I meet these type of punks in California all the time. They have no convictions and vote liberal because they want to hang around the cool crowd. They may even hate liberals but if they want to be accepted by the hip crowd they will utter this drivel nonsense. Hey I’ve seen girls introduce their vagina whipped boyfriends to their gay friends and the boyfriends have to put up with it if they want to get laid.

So Kutcher disses Tebow because he now has street cred with the Hags of the View. Wow he is the knight in shining armor defending the honor of all women who had an abortion.

I’d rather be a bull in a china shop than some vagina whipped liberal.

CaliforniaScreaming on February 2, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    Ca, Screaming,
    perfect!
    simply put, you hit the nail on the head and covered all the bases!
    my thoughts, exactly.
    with people like you caring about the world we live in, we have hope!

    south dakota sun shine on February 3, 2010 at 12:53 am

    Thank you!

    I’m so tired of these Hollywood types, constantly spewing their views/politics on us, and then when they hear something that is contrary to their way of thinking…(I use the term thinking loosely) they can’t even “hear it”
    Grow up Ashton, and thank God your mother had you. In today’s world, you may not have made it, and then the world wouldn’t have a feathered hair, self important actor like yourself…..and what a loss that would have been.

    Cathy from Michigan on February 3, 2010 at 11:20 am

    I agree with you.He is an arsehole(Canadian for ass hole)..He was ok in That 70`s Show and that was it..then he became a boy toy…oh well he`s rich and doesn`t give a shit…there is a place in H-E-Double Hockey Stick (hell) for him eh!

    Roger Boudreau on February 6, 2010 at 12:28 pm

WHY???? do we care what ANYONE in Hollywood has to say?? They have the HONOR of being part of destroying the morals in America…see they voted for OBummer too

PATT GANDOLFO on February 2, 2010 at 11:17 pm

I believe I wish that Ashton Kutcher and all liberals had been aborted.
You must give me points for being honest.lol

Joe on February 3, 2010 at 12:52 am

WOW wishing people had been aborted on a pro-life campaign? YOU’RE AWESOME JOE!!

P.S. Not all liberals are pro-choice, so you’re an asshole times two! Way to go!

Melinda on February 3, 2010 at 2:58 am

    Melinda, you’re not the first LIBTARD to call me an asshole. You have decided to address my comment more than Kutchers. Me thinks doth protest tooo much.
    Kutcher feels that another American should not be listened to as much as him as he cuts lib ad after lib ad and makes shitty films that rot the mind, but this football player should shut up. I’d like to see a celebrity boxing match between the Obama supporter, Kutcher and the football guy. “TIM, ANGRY, TIM SMASH!!!

    Joe on February 3, 2010 at 11:07 am

Why does anyone take Demi Moore’s aging boy toy seriously? I am amazed the Demi has not dumped him for someone else at this point. She is not getting any younger, and his novelty has surely worn off by now.

Worry01 on February 3, 2010 at 4:28 am

1. Tim Tebow needs to stay out of my uterus!
2. Ashton who???

Suthin'Sass on February 3, 2010 at 7:10 am

    1. Tim Tebow respects women more then you suggest.
    2. May you come to respect yourself and other women as much.
    God Bless you!

    Gabriella on February 3, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    Yes he should stay out of your uterus!He`s not interested in that but in what you could do to your child if you got pregnant!The worse sin in the world is the killing of unborn children….Heartbreaking stuff I say…I have ten children….yes from the same woman ,my wife of 40 years..i`m not rich but I am healthy and happy.We have 20 lovely grandchildren too!….

    Roger Boudreau on February 6, 2010 at 12:24 pm

Poor Soul Needs Prayer.

Vincent Lehotsky on February 3, 2010 at 9:03 am

I wonder how many children Ashton’s lost to abortion… maybe that’s why he defends it. Let’s be honest, the pill is not 100%, neither is any other form of birth control. No matter how perfect you use it, pregnancy will happen. He’s no virgin and I don’t see any children in his life…

Seriously, the ad is going to bring attention to who is destroyed during an abortion… Tebow’s just one face of the 1.5 million children violently destroyed every year in our country. My daughter was almost one of them too. She’s 9yrs now, and unfortunatly abortion endangered her life. After I gave my “unwanted” child a chance, she’s now the love of my life!

Abortion has not solved one problem, poverty and child abuse have actually skyrocketed. And the “procedure” leaves two victims, both mother and child. (One dead, one wounded)

Jen on February 3, 2010 at 9:39 am

    I completely agree with you. My mom had an abortion and I asked her if she regretted it, she said she did. It’s so sad that no one sheds light on post abortion and what it does emotionally and phyically to a woman. It breaks my heart that we have gotten to the point of putting more vaulue on trees than a human life.

    Breea on February 4, 2010 at 1:45 pm

      Dear Breea, no woman or man should have to suffer from the terrible regrets of abortion, yet they do. It does affect a wide range of people. Both of my daughters have had abortions. I now have four grandchildren whom I love dearly. But I always know that in our pictures, there are faces missing. I would like to tell you and your mother that there is a wonderful support group called Silent No More. They can help your mother work through her pain. God bless you all.

      Glynn on February 4, 2010 at 3:50 pm

Melinda, ever hear of Margaret Sanger the eugenics founder of Planned Parenthood? SHE IDOLIZED HITLER!

I THOUGHT SO!

Bob Porrazzo on February 3, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    Hi Bob, it is dismaying that so few people realize that Margaret Sanger was a racist and an antisemite. I thought it interesting that Planned Parenthood chose two African-Americans for their ad. These are the very people Margaret Sanger hoped to eliminate, at one time referring to them as “weeds.” She was also a virulent anti-Semite. Margaret Sanger’s goal was black genocide. This is why then, as now, most Planned Parenthood offices are placed strategically in areas that are largely black and Hispanic. The very people in the Planned Parenthood ad are those Margaret Sanger chose to eliminate.

    Glynn on February 4, 2010 at 3:55 pm

We don’t care to hear what Aston or any other stars feel about Global Warming, Haiti, politics…but people care about issues and they relate to issues via someONE they can related to or about.

Tim Tebow has proven he’s a great football player and people then feel as though they have a connection with him. Leave it at that.

The TV has a mute button….hit it during that commercial if you don’t like it

Rocky Essex on February 3, 2010 at 12:59 pm

Kutcher doesn’t want to hear what Tim Tebow thinks about abortion. Hmmm…is that what Demi ordered him to say?

Lex on February 3, 2010 at 1:11 pm

The whole thing about this commercial is to celebrate family, just so happens this woman got sick, was told by her Doctor she might want to abort given the fact that her illness could have affected her unborn child, so she chose to have her child, he’s happy, healthy, and a terrific football player, and they want to celebrate this and share their story, and the issue is???? Has any Pro-Choicer even seen this commercial? Seriously, to me this is a breath of fresh air, given all the sex, drugs and violence on T.V. everyday! Some people are so upset, why? I like a happy feel good story, why are some of you on attack mode, you hear someone chose life and now the shit is hitting the fan????? What a sick damn world we live in, makes me want to slap somebody!

carmel on February 3, 2010 at 1:14 pm

For some pro-choicers, seems like the only happy ending is the ending……of a life!

carmel on February 3, 2010 at 1:18 pm

People like Ashton are the reason Hollywood [the word] should start with a swastika instead of an H.

Kurt Toy on February 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm

My only problem with Debbie’s piece is that she referred to Tim Tebow as an expected top pick in this years draft. Sorry Debbie, keep up with sports a little bit better. He’s not going to be anywhere near the top of the draft, in fact his stock is plummeting like a rock in a pond. If it weren’t for this Super Bowl ad we would be hearing very little about Tim Tebow.

Jedi3129 on February 3, 2010 at 1:50 pm

People have a right to their own opinion. All he said was that “HE” does not want to hear what Tim Tebow thinks about abortion. That is his opinion. And for those who are tired of the Hollywood type always spewing their political views, don’t you think that this commercial is doing the same thing? Seems to me like that is double standard… think about it people…

ashbie on February 3, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    Maybe that’s the problem Ashton, nobody wants to hear what Tebow has to say, but they are more than willing to comment on what they don’t even know for sure, so your opinion is ignorance!

    carmel on February 5, 2010 at 10:27 pm

I don’t like Ashton Kutcher, either. But who are you to downplay someone else’s résumé? What have you done? You’re no one. You got this blog because someone thought you’d pull people in by being kind of cute. Your fan club being the second biggest, in the category, behind Ann Coulter doesn’t say anything. Ann Coulter is one of the most hated people in our society. You aren’t nearly at that level of dislikability, but you’re not the most likable person, either (see: Ms. Magazine). Your education is impressive, but hardly being put to use by examining Ashton Kutcher’s comments on Tim Tebow’s Super Bowl commercial’s stance on abortion. And Jen, somehow suggesting that Tim Tebow is unequivocally a virgin, because “birth control isn’t 100% so pregnancy will happen and I don’t see a baby,” is perhaps the most ludicrous argument I’ve ever heard. Under that logic, anyone who claims to be a virgin and does not have a baby is a virgin. Millions and millions of people use birth control and despite it not being 100% effective are able to have sex without producing children. I’m not saying he isn’t a virgin, but that argument is just the kind of reasoning that I expect from readers of a blog like this.

Chris Nelson on February 3, 2010 at 2:21 pm

Chris! Debbie is someone! Chris is just so pissed he is not as talented as DS or Tebow! Debbie Rocks the blog and that is freaking that Chris!

Tebow did a pro life message and you are not playing football like Tebow! You are so JEALOUS Chris!~!

linda jp on February 3, 2010 at 4:00 pm

How is your insulting attitude towards Ashton Kutcher any different than his disrespect to Tim Tebow? Abortion is an issue that needs mature dialogue, this post has failed in that regard.

Mike on February 3, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    Everyone just be silent watch or don’t watch the ad, but to form any opinion towards Tebow and what he has to say is all just gossip and hearsay, make your opinions after the ad, not before.

    carmel on February 5, 2010 at 10:32 pm

Tim Tebow is one of the stupidest people to ever walk the earth. That there feller made below a 600 on his SAT; you get 500 for basically signing your name.

Who is Tebow to talk about the benefits of being anti-abortion?
He doesn’t have the brain power to wrap his mind around anything but FUTBAWL.

Also, Tim Tebow is going to barely make the drafts, if at all; he hasn’t been able to take a snap, and he’s making a fool of himself at try-outs, so far.
And this is coming from a Gator.

SUPER MISTER CONSEVATIVE on February 3, 2010 at 9:15 pm

Then don’t listen. Very simple.

Lee Anne Cash on February 4, 2010 at 5:27 pm

Ashton Kutcher’s opinion doesn’t do anything to mine. As far as Tim Teboe, I simply agree with him.

ronnie ray on February 4, 2010 at 9:31 pm

May ask how you would know someone’s private SAT score? In any case, no one was questioning his intellegence. I’d much rather my kids watch Tim Tebow that Ashton Kutcher anyday. We need more Christian men to step up to the plate.

Rachel on February 4, 2010 at 9:42 pm

Just a comment for you Super Mister Conservative, you might want to check your sources. Tim is very smart. He has a 3.81 G.P.A. which means he is graduating Summa Cum Laude, if you know what that means.

This add has nothing to do with his intellegence FYI.

People can’t stand Tim because he has done nothing wrong. He stands up for what he believes in instead of cowering back. This country needs more people like Tim. We might not be in as big of a mess if people were just a little more considerate of other people and did’t cut people down just to make themselves feel better.

Stephanie on February 5, 2010 at 12:01 am

By the language you use, I find it hard to believe all the academic achievments you claim to have.But I guess it’s typical of the vocabulary & feeling most conservatives like to convey these days.

john manning on February 23, 2012 at 1:10 pm

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