By Debbie Schlussel
Congratulations, America. You are paying to clothe, house, and feed illegal alien Klodian Yzo, a Muslim Albanian who was ordered deported from the country in January 2002.
So, why 5.5 years later, is he still here?
Yzo, who lived in the Detroit suburb of Taylor, is now quite at home in federal custody in Hamtramckstan, since April, after ICE Detention and Removal Operations agents finally arrested him. So what took so long?

John Torres & The ICE Princess:
Too Busy on Other Things to Round Up Illegals in a Timely Manner
(“Julie Myers’ Diet Coke Rider” artwork by David Lunde)
Well, for one thing, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) doesn’t have enough bed space for all of the detainees, and it doesn’t have enough agents to round them up and arrest them. That comes down to funding. Yet, Detention and Removal Operations chief, –despite 20 million illegals living in our midst–has plenty of cash to waste on Tommy Lasorda and week-long confabs in Kansas City. Oh, and plenty of time to worry about other more important things, like what plum job to give his unqualified, extramarital girlfriend. Hmmm . . . and you wonder why Michael Chertoff and ) like him. Oh, and The ICE Princess is still spending millions on ICE stuffed monkeys and keychains, I’m told. That money, too, was supposed to be spent on deporting aliens.
In the meantime, guess what Yzo is doing to stay in America? He’s doing the all-American (and now Islamo-fascist) move: suing. Yzo filed a lawsuit claiming Detention and Removal Operations agents from ICE beat Yzo in April as they attempted to deport him and that they also beat him on Monday. Ri-i-i-i-ight. More likely, it was the other way around. But you won’t hear that. Because ICE won’t defend its troops. Useless Michigan/Ohio ICE spokesman Greg Palmore refused to comment.
Religion of Peace gaming immigration run the League of Incompetents (Torres, Myers, et al). I pity the DRO agents who are trying to do their job but don’t get an iota of moral or other support from these malefactors atop ICE.