June 1, 2007, - 4:11 pm
ICE Investigations Czarina Wastes Your Tax $s Responding to Schlussel
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What’s the number one priority of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)–immigration enforcement and investigation of money laundering . . . or responding to Debbie Schlussel?
Unfortunately, for American taxpayers and national security, it appears to be the latter.
Remember the that was put in place to cover up ICE news and developments reported on my site? Well, it looks like ICE PoRN has sprung into action–beyond silly e-mails, memos, and task forces.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents in the know tell me that ICE Director of Investigations Marcy Forman-Friedman a/k/a will be spending the summer on your tax dime, traveling the country to hold “Town Hall” meetings for ICE agents in every Special Agent in Charge office in the nation in order to “quell rumors”–ie., provide disinformation.
Peppermint Patty is the boss of all ICE Special Agents in Charge (including her pet, Michigan/Ohio SAIC and friend of Islamic terrorists, If there is an investigation into illegal alien smuggling or marriage fraud, she’s the ultimate boss on it.
Don’t worry. I have my ear to the ground, and I’ll be employing my own truth squad to respond to any untruths–and I’m sure there will be many–that Peppermint Patty tells at these meetings. But I’ll need your help, if you are an ICE agent: Please send me e-mails about what she’s saying.
I’m veeeeery interested. And I’m especially curious why a Dirctor of Investigations for the nation’s immigration enforcement arm isn’t concerned much with immigration enforcement.
Morale is at an all-time low at the agency. Lying and covering up reality won’t change that. When you tow the company line too much, sometimes the line stretches and breaks.
Tags: Brian Moskowitz, Debbie Schlussel, Debbie Schlussel What, Director of Investigations Marcy, ICE Director, Michigan, Special Agent in Charge office, Task Force
Debbie, I am a long time lurker but now I must come out of the shadows as EverVigilantSheepdog has challenged me. Lets cut to the chase; JOHN CHAKWIN JR. aka “Mister Be Safe” to your face “Stab You in the Back ASAP” is the infamous EVS. First of all, he is the most incompetent undercover agent to ever carry a Customs Badge. Second, he is the only SAC dumb enough write in one paragraph that he works for a great SAC and tell us in the next paragraph that he IS that great SAC! WOW, we here in Jacksonville & Atlanta feel for those guys/gals in Dallas. Unfortunately, we had a role in EVS being transferred to Dallas. As usual, Chakwin got out of JAX a step ahead of the EEO sheriff. I can’t post everything interesting and conflicting that Chakwin wrote but anyone who knows the most schizophrenic SAC in ICE knows he has a split personality. Chakwin tells every reporter that he can con, what a great dude he is and how much “his” sheep love him. Then he retreats to his office and screams and yells at ASACS & Group Sups and updates his retaliation plans against anyone he perceives to be his enemy. And believe me, this dog sees wolves lurking behind every other cubicle. Sorry Dallas, your loss is our gain! Maybe you will get lucky and Foreman will recall Chakwin to HQ when she discovers yet again, that the immature and insecure GS/15 Special Agent in Charge/Dallas is a huge liability. Below are a sampling of the split personality scribblings of the man himself. You be the judge. Take special note of the post where EVS gives mega props to his boy Isellers, and forgets to change personalities and signs as Isellers! EVS is not only John Chakwin who is also Isellers, but he can’t even keep track of all his personalities! Too funny..Be Safe and Stay Well
EverVigilantSheepdog in his own words:
“Thanks for your thoughts Gabe. The rank and file out here are doing the best we can, with the hand we’ve been dealt.”
“I know that my identity is driving some of you to distraction, and I think that is comical. I’ll restate some clues to help you try to solve this puzzle: 1. I don’t work in HQS though I know where it is, and 2. I’m not an SES.
I guess I would be considered part of the senior leadership team (or how would I know some of the stuff I’m talking about), but I’ve worked my way up the old fashioned way, and have no regrets as to how I got where I am. I do know Mr. Clark and Mrs. Forman, and I knew them before they were in the positions they currently hold, and I’ve had a number of contacts with both Michael Garcia and Julie Myers. Trained investigators that you all are, I’m sure you can piece it together now.”
“I’m starting to see the corner even now, as a bunch of other agency 1811’s are applying to leave their agencies to come to ICE. I’ve personally seen three applications in the last couple of weeks, two from FBI Agents, and one from an OIG type.”
“If I were your SAC, and standing in front of your all-hands meeting, I’d gladly answer all of these question to the best of my ability. But I’m not, so I won’t. Of course that would assume you would have the courage to ask these questions in a public setting.”
“I initially logged onto this site to take Debbie to task for her continuous bashing of Marcy and Company, but I must say, I’m enjoying the opportunity to bring a little clarity to those of you who will accept it. You may not agree with me and that’s fine. I know I’m right, and I’m confident that as you become better educated, you’ll come around to my way of thinking. Work safe”
“I’m glad there are some intelligent posters out there (gabe, Isellers, mgofca), and it appears we’ve run the “disgruntles” underground. Guess they can’t stand the heat.”
“I do know that the SAC NY is about to have an outstanding Special Agent in Charge, and my hope is that the agents will allow him to demonstrate his leadership skills, before the rocks and bottles start.”
“I know of a couple of acting GS’s getting paid “acting” pay in my SAC office, but can’t speak to the other SAC offices. It’s the right thing to do, if we have the money…no question. Be safe my brothers.”
“If you are doing your job, as a professional, why would anyone in your local management be pissed at you? I don’t work in this kind of environment, thank GOD!! Stay safe”
“I wish you did know Ray (Parmer). I think you would change your opinion. I’ve known him since he was a baby agent, and he’s a good man.”
“…but I can’t help myself when I’m attacked by stupidity like the Rastaman. I bet he gets tired of being told he’s stupid all the time. Alright boys and girls, I’m off on the road for a couple of days. Have fun, stay safe, and keep those cards and letter coming. Work safe.”
“I was always of the opinion that each Air Branch should be under the umbrella of the SAC O I don’t work in HQS, but I’d recommend that you spend a little time there my friend. Might not be able to stand the heat, but it would sure open your eyes to some real truth .I think Isellers and I speak for the silent majority. Work Safe”
” Hey marksman73, lsellers, aka CRACKsellers, has been around long enough to know that he was damn proud to get ANY 1811 job, even if it was Legacy INS, and he is sure as hell not going to let you bunch of whiny crybabies change that. I never took the DHS survey. Maybe it was offered and I just didn’t respond. If I had taken it, I will tell you that I would not have ranked job satisfaction as very high, but I would not have ranked it as very low either. Definitely above middle of the road. Why you may ask? Because for the most part, I have holidays and weekends off, I don’t have to work too many nights, I haven’t been shot at or assaulted yet, and I bring home a heck of a nice paycheck every 2 weeks. I can’t say that for the previous LE jobs I’ve had. I had one LE job I enjoyed a little more, and I’ve had several I hated a lot more. I guess I’m just lucky to work in a SAC office (no Rastis Ruiz it is not SAC Denver, much further east) where I can work criminal cases without any hassles. I think many of you guys are bringing up very good points (other than the frequent Kool-aid reference, grape is my favorite), and hopefully someone in HQ is taking notes. But things are going to have to get a hell of a lot worse for me to start heading for the lifeboats.” Posted by: lsellers at June 4, 2007 05:59 PM
CHECK OUT THE DATE/TIME on these Iseller/EVS posts. WOW, if only he had a brainÔø?
Have some courage Debbie, print the truth. I dare you.
E.V.S. (Ever Vigilant Sheepdog)
Posted by: EverVigilentSheepdog at June 2, 2007 07:38 AM
Thanks for the support EverVigilantSheepdog. To the rest of the crybabies, FU!!!! My opinion is just that, my opinion. I don’t pretend to speak for anyone else posting on THIS site, only the majority of the fellow agents I work with in MY office, and with which I have discussed the postings on this site at length. No I don’t work in a “po-dunk” office ICE4EVER, and I will identify my office Rastis Ruiz just as soon as all the other posters identify theirs. And I sure as hell am not PP, and have no idea where HQ is (except that it is in DC somewhere). I am not trying to defend upper management in any capacity. Sure there are a lot of things that could be done better. I am just providing a different opinion, and if you don’t like it, tough S##T!! Thinks are not as bad in MY office as apparently they are in others. If you other guys and gals really can’t do the job that you want, there is one simple solution. LEAVE!!!!! There are plenty of state and local agencies that need good people. And you won’t make near as much money, you will be in harm’s way a whole lot more, and you will see that almost ALL law enforcement agencies have problems similiar to ICE, and some much worse. I speak of this from personal experience. I didn’t come to ICE straight out of college, or after some cushy internship. I worked for local departments for 10 years before getting this job, and I am damned thankful for it. So don’t accuse me of sticking up for HQ, because that is not my intention.
Posted by: lsellers at June 2, 2007 08:12 AM
Isellers,
You and I may work out of the same office. LOL We damn sure seem to be in the minority here, but I think that’s because the agents that are pulling the wagon are busy doing the lords work, or have to get pissed (like I did) in order to take the time to respond.
Seems as if most of the crybabies on here work in the SAC/LA office, though I know there are some whineybutts in SAC/NY too. They are getting a new SAC real soon though, and hopefully the morale will pick up.
Keep the faith brother, it is still a great job, but it’s all what you make it.
Work Safe
Posted by: EverVigilentSheepdog at June 2, 2007 08:31 AM
YOU AND I MAY WORK IN THE SAME OFFICE- ROFLOL
LETS HOPE SO, SINCE YOU ARE BOTH JOHN CHAKWIN AND OBVIOUSLY OUT TO LUNCH…CAN YOU IMAGINE AN FBI OR USSS SAC PULLING THIS STUNT? WOW.
JaxBeachBum on June 6, 2007 at 12:27 am