May 29, 2007, - 10:55 am
Important Scientific Discovery of the Day
By
Warren Buffett, Jimmy Buffett–Not Related.
Geeky Billionaire so desperate for cool, rocker hipness; Aging Millionaire Rocker so desperate for prestige of billionaire investment genius relation, that both take DNA test.
Close but no cigar . . . or blood relation. But, I’m sure that the richer Buffett is still welcome in Margaritaville, so long as he provides the cheeseburgers.
Tags: Debbie Schlussel Warren Buffett, Jimmy Buffett, Margaritaville
Don’t be harsh with Warren. If W were as successful in his job as Warren is in his, the terrorists would all be looking for other lines of work.
“Thinking ahead” is a required skill when you are commander-in-chief. Maybe Warren should try an M&A the U.S. Defense Department and another with the State Department.
Happiness Pursuer on May 29, 2007 at 11:25 am