“$500 a piece on pastel-colored cashmere Q-tips” Please tell me that was a joke. $500 to clean out ear wax?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THAT. PLEASE SEE THE UPDATE POSTED IN THE ENTRY. IT’S A LINE I OFTEN USE WHEN I TALK ABOUT “OPRAH’S FAVORITE THINGS.”
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

John Cunningham on May 3, 2007 at 11:48 am

I’m no fan of Obama, but I’m certainly rooting for him to take Hilary down, and hopefully go down with her. In other words, I hope that their treasure chest is burnt out in the Dem Primaries itself, so that they have no advantage over the GOP when it comes time.
On the Dem side, I’m rooting for Richardson, while I know it’s unlikely. On the GOP side, Tancredo. Giuliani ain’t too bad either. However, if McCain is the candidate, I’d pitch the Loyalist party instead.

Infidel Pride on May 3, 2007 at 12:12 pm

I agree with your article. Oprah might be lying to the press. People of both parties engage in donating illegal funds. That goes on in every country. I also find it interesting how you refer to Obama as “B. Hussein O.”, blatantly trying to compare him to Saddam Hussein, or trying compare him to some radical islamist. That looks like a real low shot.
I agree that the democrats may say things they dont mean, and are trying to say whatever they can to win the vote. Talk about the flaws in their campaign strategy. Attack a person on their policies, not their name or ethnicity.

markccu on May 3, 2007 at 12:12 pm

And Hillary is the worst person for president. She is the worst thing that could happen to this blessed land. I would prefer any democrat or republican over her.

markccu on May 3, 2007 at 12:13 pm

“Dead man walking” !!! I love it!! That hunched over, bug eyed, old coot should have been put out to pasture 25 years ago. He’s overstayed his welcome almost as long as Paul Harvey. As for Hopra, look at the bright side: Obama is the spoiler here. A gazillion stupid white women will snatch the nomination right out from under Billary.

spiffo on May 3, 2007 at 12:32 pm

Hey markccu, Barrack Hussein Obama is his real name. Obama chooses to hide the Hussein part for the same reason Debbie doesn’t; because Obama has an Islamic past that he is purposely trying to cover up.

Jose on May 3, 2007 at 12:34 pm

Listen up markccu,
Since Bush is frequently referred to as W, it is appropriate to refer to Obama simply as B.O.
On the other hand, why is B.O. ashamed to recognize he is an Hussein, as well?
Keep in mind this contest is for the leader of the free world. That responsibility requires experience and maturity, and not a recent graduate from diapers.

Happiness Pursuer on May 3, 2007 at 12:43 pm

Happiness,
They refer to the president as “George W. Bush”…not “G. Walker B.”
And let us face it, most of America is judgemental. What the terrorists did was horrible, and has led to the hatred of many East Asians here. The Sikhs (who arent even muslim by religion) and Indians (them being hindus) were racially targeted. A lot of us arent aware and just hate people without rational proof. Obama does have a muslim past, but he is trying to avoid being targeted as just some radical muslim. “Barack” and “Obama” dont sound very American either, and they are very ethnic. The last thing he needs is another name Americans cant pronounce. And you didnt hear bush talking about his cocaine problem during his campaign. In the same way, Obama tries to not talk about his father being muslim. By the time his father met his mother, he was a confirmed atheist(finally realised that it was all a charade).
– Mark D.

markccu on May 3, 2007 at 1:23 pm

Great post, Debbie. I was absolutely stunned to learn that Oprah uses pastel-colored cashmere Q-tips that cost $500 each. Amazing! What a waste of money! So now we know that Oprah is just another ultra-liberal, ultra-rich elitist who talks as if she cares about the poor but spends all her money on herself rather than giving it to the poor.
Anyway, I want to know more about Oprah’s Q-tip habits so I can spread the word to my fellow conservatives. I went to Google and did a number of advanced searches (for example, “Oprah” AND “cashmere Q-tips”), but I got nothing.
Would you please tell me where you learned about Oprah and her cashmere Q-tips? I’m hoping you can give me a URL or two, or point me towards some magazine or newspaper article. I’d really like to know more about this.

jebbacker on May 3, 2007 at 1:27 pm

Cashmere Q-Tips at $500 a pop comes as no surprise. Next we’ll be reading about her $10,000 silk and 24k gold thread covered douchebag she squeezes too hard to brainwash herself every morning into thinking she’s the answer to all of America’s ails.

1shot1kill on May 3, 2007 at 1:33 pm

First off…Okarh looks FANTABULOUS!!!
i used to watch her show 20 years ago just to gain insight into the WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME nappy headed hos in the neighbourhood were ‘thinking,’ and it came as no surprise to me that a Black woman’s “heart” is based on a nigga’s bank account.
Around 1986 i stopped watching her show, but sometime between NOW and THEN she, along with Al Sharpton and Snoop Dog became the speakers of MY people…wtf???!!!!
MAYBE O’reilly speaks for all the “moderate” Amerikkklans and Bernie Goldberg & Steve Malzberg speaks for the savage nation of houseniggering Jews who want to please Massuh, but THERE IS NO MONOLITHIC BLACK LEADER…and if there was, it WOULDN’T be that Nigro woman from the south.
***Great post, Debbie. I was absolutely stunned to learn that Oprah uses pastel-colored cashmere Q-tips that cost $500 each. Amazing!***
REPRINT “A Modest Proposal” and i bet you half these retards that read you, and 60% of the morons that knock you, will ALL be saying Debbie Schlussel advocates that the irish should eat their young…LOL

EminemsRevenge on May 3, 2007 at 3:46 pm

I haven’t liked oprah in awhile. I’ve actually caught her purposefully suppressing truth on some things that I have a ton of knowledge in. I say purposefully because she has done previous shows showing something where the doctors made her look like she her take on the subject was uneducated (which was true). The next time she did the same subject, she had on NO doctors for *the other side* and inserted her uneducated opinion even more.
She may do some good but she isn’t high on my list of people to listen to. I think the fact that she backed someone like obama shows stupidity. Right now, we need someone who can lead and so far obama has not shown us this with his record nor his personality. I still can’t get over how much he whined about his ears…umm…our enemies will be doing more than whining about your ears, obama if you make presidency. I hate to think that she’d back obama just because he’s black…but who knows…still lame.

Highrise on May 3, 2007 at 5:08 pm

markccu,
I was just ragging on you. But to be serious, calling people names is an Imus schtick. It has humor; but push it too far and it wears thin.
Someone aspiring to be President should speak the truth. Go have a look at Reagan’s speeches. Now, back to name calling: that lying bunch of aspiring weasels should have the wrath of G-d fall on their heads. That in my humble opinion, so far, includes the front runners: Hillary, Barrack, John from Arizona and Mitt. My jury is still out on Rudolph.
Back on topic. Oprah, too, is a lying weasel. Say it in nicer terms if you wish, but why, it doesn’t change anything? For example: Oprah is extremely deceptive, playing to natural human emotions and often slanting the show to favor her views, distorting the truth and limiting the learning experience for the audience. To sum up, she is a lying weasel.

Happiness Pursuer on May 3, 2007 at 6:09 pm

Hey Deb, anything you can do to stop this insidious video clip from opening every time we pull up your site? 30 seconds with the Ho and Dead man is all I can take. 30 seconds. Once. Thanks
I HEAR YOU. I FIXED IT SO THERE IS JUST A LINK. I COULDN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE, EITHER.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

spiffo on May 3, 2007 at 6:30 pm

Dear Debbie;
I too am glad that you turned off that stupid video clip. THANK YOU!
Also; I hear that Oprah spent $5000, on an electric dog polisher.
Sincerely;
EJO

EJO on May 3, 2007 at 8:52 pm

When is someone (billary) going to out Obama’s Black Nationalist racist church?
Will the dumb viewers who think she is a goddess ever realize that she is a member of this black racist church also?

CarpeDiem on May 3, 2007 at 10:57 pm

Ok, if she’s not giving B.O. her $$$, what is she giving him? Use of her plane? Free air time? Plugs on that silly Larry King show? What else does she have planned?

CarpeDiem on May 3, 2007 at 10:59 pm

I think Hilary and Obama will make up after a while and Obama will be the VP candidate, I think it’s already been planned.

mennyiben on May 4, 2007 at 8:05 am

“i used to watch her show 20 years ago just to gain insight into the WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME nappy headed hos in the neighbourhood were ‘thinking,’ and it came as no surprise to me that a Black woman’s “heart” is based on a nigga’s bank account.
Around 1986 i stopped watching her show, but sometime between NOW and THEN she, along with Al Sharpton and Snoop Dog became the speakers of MY people”…
Well, EnemasRevenge, times have changed but attitude hasn’t. Every time you get the red-ass over bigotry and hypocrisy towards the bruthas you merely show the rest of us your just another “crackerhater” with a giant chip on your shoulder. You did have a speaker, Martin Luther King, for who I had a great deal of respect but after his untimely death the hatemongers like Sharpton, Jackson, and Farrahkan crawled out of their holes and started the pot stirring. They have only one thing on their agenda-THEMSELVES! They bleed their own people more than the the rest of society put together. Snoop Dog is just another of a long line of Jive Masters who’s made his bank off rap and filming drunk white teenage girls shaking their T&A around(notice how you never see any of the sisters in his “Girls gone Stupid” flicks?).
Get off your pity pot and get with the program!

1shot1kill on May 4, 2007 at 8:57 am