By Debbie Schlussel
Palestinians stoning buses of Jews and Americans? Just in time for this summer’s Major League Baseball All-Star Game and next year’s Super Bowl, Detroit a/k/a “New Fallujah” (Rush Limbaugh’s moniker for the Motown) shows it is up to the task. Last week, a bus carrying 40 senior citizens from a Detroit suburb was ambushed and stoned with rocks and asphalt as the bus was leaving the city after a Detroit Tigers game. While the Detroit Free Press claims that “The bus drove away and nobody was injured,” it then contradicts itself, stating that “a woman was treated for a minor injury.” And get this: When the bus driver called the Detroit police, she “was told there were 52 calls ahead of hers,” and after waiting in a nearby parking lot for 45 MINUTES for the Detroit Police to arrive, the bus left New Fallujah. If you come to town for either of the “big games,” bring your protective battle gear–and come at your own risk. Detroit: Where the weak are killed and eaten.