Debbie Schlussel: DUMB: Pamela Anderson Attacks Col. Sanders, Kentucky
"Baywatch" ditz Pamela Anderson is on the attack. . . . against Col. Harlan Sanders and the State of Kentucky.
The silicone-valleyed star of FOX's dud sit-com "Stacked" is raving mad at Kentucky for featuring a statue of Sanders, the founder of KFC (formerly, Kentucky Fried Chicken). "The bust of Colonel Sanders stands as a monument to cruelty and has no place in the Kentucky state Capitol," Anderson said in a statement issued by PUTA (People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans).
We're so glad she's found such an important battle to fight.
But, unlike the peroxide airhead, the late Col. Sanders was everything that is great about America. He much deserves his statue in Kentucky's Capitol. Sanders was an entrepreneur, an employer of many (and the restaurant he founded, today, employs hundreds of thousands), gave a lot of money to charity, and was a man of deep faith.
Sanders founded Kentucky Fried Chicken when he was 66 and, at age 68, was still living off social security checks as his only income. He did not make it big until his early 80s, when his restaurants flourished. He achieved this through hard work, not plastic surgery and hair bleach. "I believe a feller rusts when he quits workin," he told Stars & Stripes at age 87. "So ya have to keep workin' to keep the rust off."
Then, there is trashy Canadian export Anderson and her contributions to America: Made peroxide, breast implants, and sex tapes popular. Comparing Ms. Pornified to Col. Sanders is a joke. She isn't good enough to lick his boots.
Consider Pammy's own hypocrisy on animal rights. Take her several-years-long, on-again, off-again relationship with "Kid Rock" a/k/a Bob Ritchie, Jr. The self-styled, former drug-dealing, pimpish White rapper wears fur coats galore. And they are real, not faux, fur. Not to mention the leather pants, vests, and jackets adorning him. Yet, we never heard of her kicking him out of bed over it. Apparently, glorifying the pimp/drug culture trumps the founding of one of America's great successful businesses, providing jobs, and giving charity . . . in the World According to Pam Anderson.
Then, there is Pam's PUTA. The group gave money to two domestic terrorist groups responsible for arson, explosions, etc.: ELF (Environmental Liberation Front) and ALF (Animal Liberation Front). But we have yet to see the peroxide prophet disavow the group. Nope. She's more allied with PUTA than ever.
Instead of calling for Kentucky to remove Col. Sanders' statue, all Americans should be calling for FOX to pull Anderson's show, "Stacked." After all, no American broadcast network should feature a show starring a woman who won't denounce domestic terrorists--and constantly sends out joint statements with the terrorists' funders.
(For all our kosher readers, you have a stake in this, too, because this bozo-ette's attack on Col. Sanders is also an attack on the KFC in Israel, which is reportedly kosher.)
Posted by Debbie on January 13, 2006 12:38 PM to Debbie Schlussel