February 7, 2016, - 8:27 pm
Do You Care Who Wins Super Bowl 50? Are You Even Watching? Why or Why Not? (Anti-Israel Halftime Band)
Are you rooting for any team in tonight’s Super Bowl? Are you even watching? Why or why not? What’s your favorite commercial? Here’s my take . . . .
Hate to be Debbie Downer, but as I write this, it’s near the end of the second quarter of Super Bowl 50, and I’ve never cared less about anything. What a waste of time. What a bore. The game is boring, and the commercials are less entertaining and more insipid and bland than ever (plus they were all viewable online beforehand, anyway). I have the big game running live on my laptop, but I just don’t care and am getting work done.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know it’s an “American pastime,” whatever that means, since the National Football League is a corporate monopoly subsidized by taxpayers in virtually every city that has a team (name the privately-funded stadiums for me, please) and since the NFL is a politically correct Rooney Rule and Looney Rule behemoth that is more interested in expanding its fan base than doing what’s good for America. The greedy multi-millionaires who play the game–most of them born and raised on the killing fields of America, with the values of Kim and Kanye–and the billionaires who employ them don’t have the same interests as you and I do.
For instance, they don’t care about the military (which they pretend to do at virtually every Super Bowl and many regular season games, now). In fact, it came out that the Pentagon paid zillions of dollars to the League and its team owners to promote our military, when they should have happily done so for free. Without our brave men protecting our interests here and abroad, there would be no America, no NFL, and no Super Bowl. But that didn’t stop these greedy bastards from putting their hands out and demanding payment for patriotism. Hope you knew that as you listened to Lady Gaga belt out the National Anthem (if you were tuned in to the game).
Most of these guys in the game have multiple kids with multiple women and will be broke a few years after their careers end. And you’ll be paying the child support they didn’t . . . in the form of welfare and AFDC. (Panthers quarterback Cam Newton and stripper girlfriend Shakia Proctor have son Chosen Newton. Chosen for what?) Most of these guys are the ones who support Black Lives Matter, but don’t salute cops at their games . . . you know, the police who maintain order and direct traffic before and after their games and put their lives on the line every single day.
Most guys who play in the NFL today have a lot of swagger, but not much to go with it. Yes, I love sports and football and used to love watching. But I’m just so tired of watching and giving ratings to an organization that insists on affirmative action stupidity, such as the Rooney Rule that requires teams to interview minorities for head-coaching positions but not White people for jobs on the field that are more than two-thirds occupied by Blacks. Why? Because those jobs (on the team) don’t have affirmative action requirements. They are based on merit only. It’s hypocritical to require a different set of standards off the field. But that’s happening.
And this week, NFL chief Roger Goodell (whose wife was a FOX News anchoratrix) announced he will have a new Rooney Rule, requiring front-office vacancies to involve interviews with women. Yet, he won’t require NFL coaches to audition women for jobs on the team. Why not? Well, maybe because that would be a joke (just like this new Estrogen Rooney Rule is).
On Twitter, I announced my idea for a new Rooney Rule for the dull Super Bowl Halftime show, which, frankly, might make Halftime far more interesting, especially given that the yawnworthy, Israel-boycotting Coldplay is this year’s Halftime show “entertainment.” Coldplay is probably the most derivative, uninteresting, overrated band in history. Yuuuuck. Elevator muzak is more thrilling (with apologies to muzak for the comparison).
Follow Me on Twitter . . .
New Rooney Rule: #NFL Officials Must Audition @ least 2 Vegan Lesbian Tranny Muslim Ukelele Players for SuperBowl Halftime show #tcot #gop
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) February 5, 2016
@DebbieSchlussel that might actually be more interesting than last years halftime show
— Ben Richards (@ben41080) February 5, 2016
@ben41080 Haha! Or this year's. Coldplay = booooooring
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) February 5, 2016
The NFL isn’t even the symbol of American masculinity anymore that I once considered it to be. Not since they pimped us all on the overrated Michael Sam, whom they knew wasn’t an NFL level talent. And not since they began imposing chick coaches on the league. First this and next they’ll destroy the U.S. military by putting women in subs and combat. Oh, wait . . . they already did that. So, there’s no real bastion of American maleness anymore.
Moreover, there’s the pink stuff. The NFL has been forcing players to wear pink and then it gave “breast cancer” money from its pink idiocy to an extremist Muslim organization which brings jihadist illegal aliens into the country. So, excuse me if I don’t think it’s laudable to do “breast cancer exams” on interlopers who hate us and are invading the country. When I asked the NFL about this, they demanded my questions in writing, then refused to respond to the questions about why the League is funding an organization that supports Islamic terrorist groups including HAMAS (an ISIS feeder group) and Hezbollah.
I don’t give a damn about which team wins, as I have no dog in this fight. It’s between relative old man but classy Peyton Manning and Cam Newton, who wears flashy $850 Versace pants. Do I give a crap which one of these multi-millionaires wins a game or which of their teams does? Nope. Do you? If so, which team or which quarterback and why?
Again, hate to be a downer, but I just don’t care. I just don’t find it entertaining anymore. Do you? Why?
So far, #SB50 is incredibly booooooring. & so are the commercials. Yaaaaawn. America, wake up from this stupidity #tcot #gop
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) February 8, 2016
No, I’m not watching it. I didn’t even know it was on.yawn
Canadien on February 7, 2016 at 8:50 pm