December 18, 2015, - 4:21 pm
WTF?!-Obama ICE Queen: Forget Immigration! Let’s Have a Dog Contest
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ICE Agents from all over the country have been bombarding my inbox in justifiable anger. They’re mad about an e-mail they’ve received from Sarah R. Saldana, Barack Obama’s incompetent Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) chief, announcing the agency’s new goal. Apparently, the illegal alien problem of 20 million-plus illegals in our country has been immediately solved and the new goal is . . .
a Cute Dog Contest.
Ms. Saldana–who is a WNBA/Dinah Shore Classic candidate if I ever saw one–wants everyone in ICE to know that her dogs Mitzi and Daisy are soooooo cute, and she wants her agents (most of whom are paid over $100,000 per year and many around $140K) to show her if their dogs are cuter. Yup, this is the important Homeland Security Mission of the day. Forget illegal aliens, which include Islamic terrorists. Forget Muslims smuggling weapons to ISIS. The important bidniz of da day is cute doggies. BTW, this is the same ICE chief who gave $113 million back to the federal government, saying she didn’t need it, even as her agency deported fewer than .0002% of illegal aliens in America in the last fiscal year, a record low. She sounds like one of those crazy cat-lady hoarders who considers her dogs her “kids.”
Really, you’re deporting only .0002% of the tens of millions of illegal aliens in this country . . . and you’re asking your agents to send in photos of cute dogs for you to judge? Seriously?
Click on photo to view the entire thing (text is below) . . .
From: ICE-Broadcast
Sent: Wednesday, December 16, 2015 4:29 PM
Subject: ICE’s “Top Dog” Pet Photo ContestA Message from Director Sarah R. Saldaña
To all ICE employees
December 16, 2015
ICE’s “Top Dog” Pet Photo Contest
Did you know pets can help to improve your physical and mental wellbeing? Beyond mere companionship, pets can relieve stress, lower your blood pressure, and increase your level of physical activity. Dogs, specifically, have been used by law enforcement agencies for more than 100 years and continue to be recognized as some of our most valuable partners today.
Think your pet is worthy of the prestigious title of ICE’s “Top Dog”? Think your pet is cuter than my precious pups, Mitzi and Daisy? These are the questions you will decide during the months of December and January. Entry is easy – simply submit a photo of your special pet to icetopdog@ice.dhs.gov. Photos will be posted in a gallery on inSight where you can cast your vote for the winner.
So what are you waiting for? Get those photos in now!
Contest Rules and Information:
Submission period: Dec. 16, 2015 – Jan. 16, 2016
Voting period: Jan. 17-31, 2016
Resize photos to 1200 pixels wide by 675 pixels high and save them as JPEGs or select the large image size if emailing from a smart phone. (Photos can be resized for the gallery if too large but cannot be made larger if too small.)
Include name of pet and owner.
One submission per person.
One vote per person.
ICE’s “Top Dog” will be announced and displayed on inSight soon after the voting is closed.Please direct any questions to Ashley Leagan at (202) 732-5027 or Ashley.Leagan@ice.dhs.gov.
Sarah R. Saldaña
Director
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
I encourage all of my readers to enter this contest whether or not they own a dog and whether or not they are an ICE agent or staffer. I don’t actually own one, but I’m considering entering pics of dogs into the contest, such as these:
Dog Name: Mo [Short for Mohammed] BabaGhanouj . . .
Likes: Sarah R. Saldana; Beheading Infidel Dogs Like Mitzi & Daisy; Halal Camel Meat
Dislikes: Jew Bitches, Christian Bitches, Immigration Enforcement (on the rare occasion that it occurs)
Favorite Saying: “Death to America! allahu [FU]BAR!”
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Dog Name: Daniel Ragsdog a/k/a Ragsdale, Real Head of ICE
Likes: Sarah R. Saldana b/c She’s a Moron Who Gets All the Criticism for All the Crap I Get to Do Under the Radar; ICE Agents in Jeans, Which I Require If They Work For Me, b/c They Look Good (Bend Over!); Incompentence – The Color Looks Good on Me!
Dislikes: Jew Bitches, Christian Bitches, All Bitches, Immigration Enforcement (I Make Sure It Doesn’t Happen)
Favorite Saying: “The Peter Principle Prevails @ ICE . . . & By the Way, Peter, You Must Wear Jeans to My Office (Bend Over!)”
I also encourage my readers to contact the ICE staffer in charge of the ICEminster Dog Extravaganza, Ashley Leagan, at the contact points listed above, and ask her Why the hell ICE is doing this stupid contest and what at all this does to advance a single mission of ICE, Homeland Security, or America.
One ICE agent to me: “Unbelievable!”
Another: “This is what is important in this agency. This is what your tax dollars are paying for!”
And yet another: “ICE director Saldana’s new great idea.”
Yup. Great idea, indeed. Especially if you have a multi-billion-dollar budget and aren’t using it to enforce immigration laws. You gotta do something.
So, how about a dog contest! That’ll keep America safe. Right?
Incidentally, doesn’t she know her bosses don’t allow dogs? . . .
*** UPDATE: Reader Jim sends his entry into ICE Director Saldana’s cute dog contest:
I guess my German Shepherd doesn’t qualify.
She’d have Sarah Saldana for dinner.
NormanF on December 18, 2015 at 4:41 pm