August 22, 2014, - 5:35 pm

Question About That Bachelor Party Barack Obama Attended for FIVE Hours

By Debbie Schlussel

Were there strippers at the five-hour bachelor party Barack Obama attended on Monday? And were they female . . . or male?

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You know how Barack Obama abruptly and mysteriously returned to Washington from his Cape Cod vacay for a few days this week? The White House was tight-lipped and secretive about why he suddenly returned. And now we know why. CBS News reported that the President returned in part for “a five-hour bachelor party” for former White House chef Sam Kass, who is to wed MSNBC anchor Alex Wagner.







Yup, an immigration crisis at the Southern border, an ISIS crisis worldwide, and the “leader” of the free world is spending FIVE HOURS at a bachelor party. Priorities, baby!

So, again, were there strippers performing at this event?

Betcha there were. And I’ll also bet that photos were off limits, probably for that reason.






52 Responses

seriously? this has to be a joke. I’m not even the president (but I do run a business that I apparently didn’t build) and I would never have 5 hours free to do that.

CobraKai on August 22, 2014 at 6:15 pm

Was Bill Clinton there?

Little Al on August 22, 2014 at 6:31 pm

    No, Al, these wild bachelor party accusations could not possibly happen in real life. Plus Bill has to keep a low profile these days if Hillary is going to have a shot at the next election. But Bill will be Bill, as they say, so you never can tell.

    However, there was this article published in the Weekly World News, which they say is the “only reliable news,” that has in-depth coverage of one of Bill’s wild bachelor parties.

    http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/19881/clinton-throws-bachelor-party-for-mezvinksy/

    But sometimes the fictional news sources are more accurate than the mainstream ones.

    Ralph Adamo on August 22, 2014 at 8:51 pm

    Better yet, was hitlery clinton there ?

    William on August 24, 2014 at 10:01 am

Well we already know that the Secret Service doesn’t mind hanging out with the pole dancers so no issue there!

Lars on August 22, 2014 at 6:33 pm

And this is a surprise to who? This is what emperor Barry does.

Laura S. on August 22, 2014 at 7:12 pm

Hmm. Poles. He must have busy ‘recalibrating’ them.

Not ovenready on August 22, 2014 at 7:25 pm

He is VILE.

Darrell L. Hicks on August 22, 2014 at 8:00 pm

If he was there he definitely was not interested in the strippers (unless they were male strippers) considering he is a flaming c*ck-sucker.

Juden_Hammer on August 22, 2014 at 8:34 pm

Man I love bachelor parties. Let the man have a life!

ziggy on August 22, 2014 at 8:40 pm

Travel and security costs were probably in the $5 million range. Wonder if his date was Reggie Love?

ender on August 22, 2014 at 9:02 pm

“And were they female . . . or male?”

I’m sure they had a Chippendales crew for Barry’s benefit.

DS_ROCKS! on August 22, 2014 at 10:33 pm

    So, what do you think, DS_ROCKS! Who got to go back to the secret Boom Boom Room at The White House? Chip? Dale? Or both?

    ROTFLMAO!!!

    Alfredo from Puerto Rico on August 22, 2014 at 11:15 pm

      lol. And barry’s “boom boom” room takes on a whole new meaning by the examples of Donald Young, Larry Bland and Nate Spencer

      DS_ROCKS! on August 23, 2014 at 1:28 am

        Indeed. I guess if one were to make a documentary, it could be entitled The Expendables.

        Uhhhh, Barry, is that a .45 in your pants, or are you just glad to see me? Oops, guess it IS a .45.

        Alfredo from Puerto Rico on August 23, 2014 at 10:42 am

DS Rocks beat me to it, but “And were they female…or male?”
come on Debbie, really?

Lol. Below the Belt, below the Belt.

MrBigBrain on August 22, 2014 at 10:54 pm

    GAY Barry- not so far fetched- look up the executions of DONALD YOUNG and LARRY BLAND- Nov. and DEC 2007- 2 openly gay members of Rev. Wrights’ church who were saying they both had affairs with Obama – killed to clean up the Obama image.

    bobby99 on August 24, 2014 at 10:11 pm

There were rumors of Obama frequenting a gay bathhouse back in Chicago…

Larry Durham on August 22, 2014 at 10:55 pm

    rev wrights ‘down low’ club

    bob e on August 22, 2014 at 11:29 pm

    http://hillbuzz.org/is-barack-obama-gay

    nick fury on August 23, 2014 at 12:33 pm

    I worked as a towel boy in a gay bathouse in Chicago (it was the only job I could find). Never saw Barry Soetoro there.

    Bruce on August 23, 2014 at 3:24 pm

    not rumors..Barry and Rahm Emmanuel were members of Mans Country gay bath house in Chicago. fact

    mauser98 on August 23, 2014 at 11:26 pm

Now that MSNBC’s Alex Wagner has married someone well-connected in the Obama White House, we can assume that Wagner will no longer cover politics at MSNBC?

Barry Popik on August 22, 2014 at 11:12 pm

    Coming of age during the Vietnam War protests, we used to talk about the military-industrial complex. Today we can speak of the media-government complex, with lots of marriages between liberal political operatives and members of the equally liberal fourth estate. And in an era where Sharpton can be on the streets making news then come into the studio to comment on that same news, the obvious conflicts of interest are just brushed aside.

    Raymond in DC on August 27, 2014 at 12:19 am

So…..what was he doing the night of Benghazi??? Must have been really bad as the WH refuses to say.

belugajedi on August 22, 2014 at 11:14 pm

No, belugajedi, wrong premise for your question. Not what, but WHO was he doing? Why, Ben, of course. Ben Gazi. ROTFLMAO!!!

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on August 22, 2014 at 11:16 pm

Actually, after further thought, we could sort of combine two stories, and form a business on it. Gaza is commonly referred to as The Gaza Strip, no? Okay, I propose the Ben Gaza Strip Club.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on August 22, 2014 at 11:27 pm

Only a bit more than two years left. Then, he run the Organization of Islamic Cooperation, er, the UN.

Don Juan on August 22, 2014 at 11:39 pm

Barack Obama has his priorities, but they do not seem to coincide with being President of the United States.

Worry01 on August 23, 2014 at 12:27 am

No comments yet about Mrs. Obama? I’m kind of surprised. I can almost sympathize with Barack’s seeking out strippers.

Little Al on August 23, 2014 at 1:54 am

Five hours is rather long for such a party.

Worry01 on August 23, 2014 at 6:58 am

@ Little Al-No there are no comments about Mrs. Obama, as she isn’t relevant to this article.

Now regarding these gay innuendos, I had no idea, I never knew about any of these rumors until last night, I went to several sites and I’m at a loss for words.

MrBigBrain on August 23, 2014 at 1:35 pm

He likes the Dick….Cheney.

Canadian Steve on August 23, 2014 at 3:57 pm

Were there chants of, “Reggie, Reggie” heard? Inquiring minds want to know.

Victoryman on August 23, 2014 at 5:17 pm

I did hear that he had dinner at the White House chef’s house while he was in DC, but the news report kind of missed the whole bachelor party thing.

MIGirl on August 23, 2014 at 8:24 pm

You people make me sick.

This is base gossip and character assassination of the worst kind and then for you to get on your high horse to claim any kind of moral superiority is utterly laughable.

You contemptible attitude and pedestrian attempts at smearing someone with allegations of homosexuality, and other nonsensical falderal only show you don’t think you can win hearts and minds on the merits of your beliefs.

Shame on all of you for such petty and cromagnon scheme; but what can I expect from scoundrels who hide behind phony patriotism?

jkdjr25 on August 24, 2014 at 10:57 am

    jkdjr, your high dudgeon is most attractive.

    skzion on August 24, 2014 at 11:10 am

jkdjr25. What a whipping you just gave us all, di’n’tcha? Yup, you told us, you sure did.

First of all, where there’s smoke, there’s fire. How come the death certificate for Donald Young reads that he died in the early afternoon, yet Rev. Wrong made an announcement that MORNING to his “congregation” about Young’s death? Doesn’t bother you, huh? Gay choir director from The Teleprompter-In-Chief’s OWN CHURCH gets murdered, no outcry from the LGBT crowd, no mention in the Lamestream Media, crickets. The Muslim-In-Chief really doesn’t care about churches, because he secretly attends mosques. I mean, there’s a dome on the Capitol Building, no? The Muslim Brotherhood has offices in The White House. ROTFLMAO!!!

You don’t connect dots very well, do you? The aforementioned Muslim Brotherhood incursions, Fast and Furious, Bengazi, Mubarak’s ousting in Egypt, lying about the economy EVERY DAY, his lackey Eric A’hole-Der playing the race card on a weekly basis, a broken promise to my people in Puerto Rico about their status, a prominent Brooklyn Rabbi is killed in Miami two weeks ago with NO mention in the Lamestream media, swastikas on synagogues in Miami, Jewish kid is beaten up at Temple University last week, called “Kike,” no mention of that, no sympathy for those two hate crimes, Jew bashing ALL OVER THE WORLD, his wife and he never travel together, never exchange even a loving glance, and I could go on but Debbie would ban me for the longest run on sentence in human history.

Let me sum it up for you this way. Long ago, there were a little known people in what today is called Alaska. They had a saying.

“Oomoh meebienataka wallamuklu urma mumdumanja maralimee aklo memtomenjitma erslakamamo.”

Back then it meant, “we have a wonderful, never ending bounty of nutritious fish, and give thanks to our god every day.”

But today it means, “drink scotch whisky all night long, and die behind the wheel.” So, you see? Times change, but people don’t.

Please print out a copy of Debbie’s bio and see Little Al. He will escort you to Room 307, where skzion and Skunky will give you the initiation.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on August 24, 2014 at 12:33 pm

And homophobia is in the air! Way to go!

Lee on August 24, 2014 at 1:28 pm

    Shuddup libtard Lee.

    skzion on August 24, 2014 at 6:21 pm

Why is there a “facebook” share button at the bottom of this post and not the others? I have frequently looked for a facebook share button at the bottom of your posts but I can never find them. This is the first time I have seen one.

S: There’s a FB share button at the bottom of every post of mine. DS

salt1907 on August 24, 2014 at 2:42 pm

i bet he had some fresh young boys stripping..rev wright turned him on to the custom

Pat on August 25, 2014 at 10:40 pm

AfPR–I think you picked up where Skunky left off…loved the eskimo post.
Gotta think of one for Hawaiians…

Still waitin for Skunky to return tho

Vuulfie on August 26, 2014 at 4:59 pm

    Thank you very much. I’ve done such posts for other areas, Nepal, Kansas, a few other places, all in the archives. I think I’ve done something for Pacific areas, perhaps not Hawaii, though. Good idea. I should check the archives myself, LOL!!!

    Alfredo from Puerto Rico on August 27, 2014 at 10:25 pm

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