By Debbie Schlussel

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Is ABC finally seeing the light on the Islamic threat to the West? Probably not, but in a “pigs fly” departure from its usual politically correct programming, the network’s ABC Family channel on cable bought the rights to develop the drama, “Alice in Arabia,” for possible addition to its schedule, next season. Since it apparently shows a true depiction of Islam and what it does to Westerners, the unindicted HAMAS co-conspirator CAIR is up in arms, as is the pro-Hezbollah/HAMAS ADC. Given their whines, don’t hold your breath for the show to ever make it to the air. And, if it does, the truth will be whitewashed and the show entirely changed.

The theme of the show is that Alice, a kidnapped American, is stuck in Saudi Arabia, where her Muslim family members live, and she’s trying to escape. ‘Cuz, hey, that would never ever happen, right? I mean, Muslims have never ever ever ever kidnapped their American kids and held them in captivity in the Middle East. And we can’t have truthful depictions like that reaching the eyes of stupid Americans who normally watch “Pretty Little Liars.”

ABC Family has added three drama pilots to its development slate. . . . Here’s a look at the three dramas:

Alice in Arabia is a high-stakes drama about a rebellious American teenage girl who, after tragedy befalls her parents, is unknowingly kidnapped by her extended family, who are Saudi Arabian.

Alice finds herself a stranger in a new world but is intrigued by its offerings and people, whom she finds surprisingly diverse in their views on the world and her situation. Now a virtual prisoner in her grandfather’s royal compound, Alice must count on her independent spirit and wit to find a way to return home while surviving life behind the veil. The pilot was written by Brooke Eikmeier, who previously served in the U.S. Army as a cryptologic linguist in the Arabic language, trained to support NSA missions in the Middle East. She left service in September 2013 as a rank E-4 specialist.

Wow, that sounds totally made up. That could never happen in real life. Just ask Betty Mahmoody and the tens of thousands of other American mothers who were stupid enough to marry and/or have children with Muslims who kidnapped them back to the “homeland,” too.

And what on earth would an infidel U.S. Army cryptologic linguist in Arabic, who worked for the NSA in the Middle East, actually know about Arabs, Muslims, or the Middle East?

We all know that in the real world, Muslims never kidnap their children, never treat women like dirt, never engage in terrorist acts, and are fine, upstanding cultured, civilized individuals, whose habits and mores are far more advanced and modern than those of the rest of us.

The only terrorists and kidnappers are Russians, Christians, Jews, Zoroastrians, Wiccans, and lacto-ovo lesbian astronauts on “Dancing With the Stars.”

Yeah, that’s the ticket. Or, at least it will be, as long as HAMAS CAIR–which even the Obama Administration Justice Department officials said is a conspirator in HAMAS terrorism–whines the loudest and gets dhimmi dhummi Hollywood executives to bow down to allah.

So, how long ’til ABC Family either shelves “Alice in Arabia” or revamps it entirely to show us what fabulous, peaceful, contemporary people Muslims are?

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**** UPDATE: The thing about this show that does, indeed, bother me is the part where kidnapped Alice of Arabia find the people of Saudia Arabia “surprisingly diverse in their views on the world and her situation.” That’s where this show will be “revamped” to reflect HAMASCAIR’s demands.

Um, there ain’t no diversity there . . . unless you count the varying ideas they have of ways to torture and murder Americans, Jews, Christians, and other infidels. They are pretty much monolithic there in terms of the most important thing: THEY. HATE. US. It’s Islam, stupid. It ain’t diverse.