October 15, 2013, - 1:55 pm
Thomas Homan: Obama’s Illegal Alien Deportation Chief Did Really Nasty, Gross, Sexual Stuff; Guns ‘N’ Strippers
While the shutdown continues, one of those “essential government employees hard at work” (well, not really, but he collects a big paycheck) is Thomas Homan, Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) top deportation cop.
But given the stories about Tom Homan, you have to wonder how such a disgusting, sleazy person still has a job . . . and why he’s not on the sex offenders registry or in the soon-to-be-released “Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa.” But, as with everything else at ICE, the dung rises to the top.
Homan is Executive Associate Director of ICE for Enforcement and Removal Operations (a fancy name for “I’m in charge of deporting illegal aliens, but I don’t do much”). He is the top Department Homeland Security official for deporting illegal aliens, and as such, he has top secret security clearance. But the real Tom Homan isn’t someone who should have any of this.
Ever since Homan was mentioned on this site back in July, DebbieSchlussel.com has heard repeated stories of his disgusting behavior throughout his career at the INS and then ICE. The stories, with identical details, were repeated by several ICE sources who’ve worked with Homan and who cannot believe this person is still employed with the federal government, especially since his outrageous behavior makes him and our national security vulnerable to terrorist blackmail. Many current and former ICE and INS employees who worked with Homan wonder why he’s not on the sex offenders registry for exposing himself to them at the office.
Here are just a few of the Tom Homan “incidents”:
* Genitals-on-Phones:
It is well-known among his ICE and former INS co-workers that Homan used to go into fellow employees’ offices when they were away and rub both ends of the employees’ telephone handsets on his bare butt crack and testicles. Once the victims returned to their offices, sources say Homan would call them, so that the phone handset–now swarming with his genital and anal DNA–would touch their ears and mouths.
Attention, ICE personnel: if Tom Homan visits your office, best to wipe it down with Purell afterward.
* “Look at My Clam-Like Genitals”:
Anyone who worked with Tom Homan at INS in Phoenix back in the 1990s is all too familiar with Tom Homan’s genital area because, sources say, he walked around the office exposing himself. Agents say that he would frequently unzip his pants zipper, expose his scrotum, and say, “Look at the clam! Look at the clam!” (I suppose we should be relieved he didn’t allegedly shout, “Look at the crabs!”) It should tell you something about the former INS that it had an agent who did this . . . and yet that agent was employed until the last day of the INS’ existence. It should tell you a lot about ICE that this agent is now in ICE’s leadership and that his predilection for spreading his nether bacteria and display its “similarities” to sea life didn’t detract from his rise to the top.
* Guns ‘N’ Strippers:
Homan apparently likes to frequent strip clubs. Once, when he was getting a table dance from a stripper, er . . . “exotic dancer,” in Phoenix, he took off his government-issued gun. And he was so drunk, he apparently left his weapon in the strip club. For those not familiar: law enforcement leaving their service weapons behind for the public is a huge no-no. It’s grounds for major discipline and can also be the basis for termination. But not for Tom Homan.
* Lying Under Oath to ICE Investigators:
Homan bragged to third parties that he lied under oath to ICE Office of Professional Responsibility investigators when they questioned him in an investigation and when he testified at a hearing. The ICE agents for whom he lied were also found to have lied under oath and were fired. And, yet, Homan was promoted. So when Mr. Homan raises his right hand and is sworn in–as he was at the U.S. House hearing I wrote about this summer–it’s meaningless. How do you know he’s lying? His lips are moving.
So how did such a disgusting, immature, and incompetent man like Homan get this job?
Easy. He was hand-picked by former Obama immigration chief John Moron Morton, Morton’s chosen deputy Dan Ragsdale (a gay employee who openly discriminates against straight male ICE agents) to run ICE’s deportation division now known as Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO), and Beth Gibson, another member of ICE’s gay mafia who was a top ICE official at the time. Homan is close with another ICE corruptocrat, the recently retired John Torres, who improperly used ICE resources to get jobs for his pregnant extra-marital girlfriend, pay his baseball idol Tommy Lasorda thousands of dollars for a speech (which had no relevance to ICE), and go to Major League Baseball games (for which he improperly accepted free tickets).
Torres passed up numerous more qualified candidates to reward his buddy Homan and hired him as Assistant Director of ICE for Enforcement. He also gave Homan a 25% relocation bonus to move from Dallas to D.C. which amounted to around $40,000 dollars. And he gave Homan “Senior Executive Status” (SES), which usually comes with a major pay increase. Homan is now making over $200,000 in salary and benefits. Corruptocrat crony capitalism dominates Homeland Security, especially at ICE.
Earlier this year, I told you about ICE’s new, quiet policy of “reverse escorting,” in which ICE flies deportation agents from places like Michigan to the Southern border to pick up and fly illegal alien youths back back to places like Grand Rapids and Detroit and give them sanctuary with pro-illegal alien non-profits, while the aliens await immigration amnesty and/or while the non-profits train them on what to say and help them fraudulently obtain asylum. My article was cited by U.S. Congressman Kerry Bentivolio (R-MI) in a U.S. House hearing on border security, and Homan was asked about it.
Homan predictably lied and claimed that what I wrote wasn’t true. In fact, it’s all true . . . in spades. Your money is being spent to escort illegal aliens into the American interior where they are sheltered until they can stay here permanently.
And, now, you know that Homan–a complete screw-up who behaves like a 19-year-old drunken frat boy–is in charge.
Somebody needs to tell the Obama Administration and ICE that enforcing U.S. immigration law is not the same as working on the set of “Jackass.”
Apologies, though, to Johnny Knoxville for the comparison with Tom Homan.
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“Apologies, though, to Johnny Knoxville for the comparison with Tom Homan.”
Agreed. Love ’em or hate ’em, the “Jackass” franchise performers earned every penny they made.
DS_ROCKS! on October 15, 2013 at 2:09 pm