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May 31, 2013, - 4:08 pm

WOW! Porn Star Ron Jeremy Guilty in Iranian Terrorist Plot Against America

By Debbie Schlussel

Remember when I told you about Manssor Arbabsiar, the Iranian who was caught plotting to murder the Saudi Ambassador to the U.S. and American officials–all on U.S. soil and on behalf of the Iranian government? Well, he pleaded guilty yesterday, and we couldn’t help but notice that he has an uncanny resemblance to a certain American porn star . . . Ron Jeremy (minus the ’70s Bruce Kardashian, er . . . Jenner haircut).

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NEW YORK: An Iranian-born used car salesman from Texas was sentenced to 25 years in a U.S. prison Thursday after pleading guilty to participating in a plot with an Iranian military unit to murder the Saudi Arabian Ambassador to the United States.

Yup, so many of ’em are used car salesmen (not kidding).

Manssor Arbabsiar, 58, received the sentence at a hearing before U.S. District Judge John Keenan in Manhattan. He had pleaded guilty in October last year to charges related to his seeking to hire Mexican drug traffickers to kill the ambassador. The plot was vehemently denied by Tehran.

He pleaded guilty to one count of murder-for-hire, one count of conspiracy to commit murder-for-hire, and one count of conspiracy to commit an act of terrorism transcending national boundaries. The supposed member of the international drug trafficking cartel who Arbabsiar offered to pay $1.5 million to carry out the plot was in reality a confidential informant of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration. . . .

“I can’t change what I did,” Arbabsiar said in a brief statement in court.

And he can’t change that he looks just like Ron Jeremy (unless he gets plastic surgery). No word on whether the resemblance is global to his body or just facial. (Come on, you know you were thinking about that.)

Thanks to Brett Winterble, who asked, “Wow, Ron Jeremy is in Hezbollah?” He got the tip from Bill Roggio. Funny guys.

Tags: Iran, Iranian terrorist plot, Manssor Arbabsiar, Ron Jeremy, Ron Jeremy lookalikes

22 Responses

And I thought he was Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

http://weblog.timoregan.com/archive/2007/03/ron-jeremy-confesses-to-masterminding-sept-11th-attacks-with-ksm/

I_AM_ME on May 31, 2013 at 4:32 pm

Hilarious – like the chain-smoking Islamic terrorist who threw a rock into a sex shop in Italy’s Trento-Adige.

They may claim to be modest but its a all a bunch of bull. Ron Jeremy is more sexually modest than these frauds, hypocrites and liars. Including the ones that plot to blow up Ambassadors from supposedly friendly Muslim nations.

As far as I’m concerned, Manssor Arbabsiar’s 25 year sentence was way too light. The joke’s on us!

NormanF on May 31, 2013 at 4:39 pm

Norman, Saudi Arabia’s “friendly” façade is strictly business. With the whole nation being under the rule of the Wahabis, in reality there’s no way the Saudis are friendly to any westerners. If they weren’t sucking the worlds resources in trade for oil, they’d be just another terrorist Islamic state. They support and reward terrorism as it is. Norman, they are the enemy.

Red Randy on May 31, 2013 at 7:24 pm

The Saudi royal family needs our protection. They are “good” because their Arab masses are savage. If they fell, they would be replaced with an even more repressive Islamic dictatorship. If we have learned anything from the Arab Spring, its that the vast majority of Muslims don’t want democracy. They want the rigors of Sharia and tyranny. I’m not romanticizing the Saudi regime; its no cup of tea but the alternative is going to be even worse and if we help to overthrow them, the Islamist opposition is not going to feel gratitude towards us and they will hate us even more. That’s the way things are in the Muslim World.

NormanF on May 31, 2013 at 8:05 pm

I don’t think the 25 year sentence was right at all. I think a proper sentence would have been how ever long it took to haul him to a wall, and say “Ready”. “AIM”. “Fire”.

John Harvey on June 1, 2013 at 11:35 am

Ha ha ha you got me there for a second with the title Debbie. Not until I read a few more lines that I see the joke.

Mario on May 31, 2013 at 4:40 pm

Actually, he does not look like Ron Jeremy instead this dirtbag reminds me an overweight Borat than anyone.

Mario on May 31, 2013 at 4:42 pm

I just wrote to Debbie about an AMERICAN female Islamic terrorist shot dead by Syrian government troops – she came from Flint, MI to wage jihad there. Syrian state television brodcast this picture of her Michigan drivers’ license. All-American girl in a hijab comes to a very, very bad end:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/31/article-2333674-1A138465000005DC-708_634x459.jpg

Soo sad, too bad! Those dumb American women converting to Islam, they get more than they bargained for and in this case like I wrote Debbie, we’re better off without her on this earth, thank G-d! Now what was that again about American Muslims being “moderate?” Turns out their real homeland is the one in which they all flock to fight for Al Qaeda. We owe Assad thanks for getting rid of someone truly evil beyond redemption!

And for Obama – she NEVER was part of our American family!

NormanF on May 31, 2013 at 5:01 pm

What Debbie is saying, then, is that Arbabsiar looks like a Jew. The Hedgehog is a Jew.

JGlanton on May 31, 2013 at 5:19 pm

I wouldn’t put Arbabsiar in the same class as Jeremy! Not even close. I’m not a fan of what Jeremy does for a living but he never murdered any one. And what’s your obsession with Jews? Its sick!

NormanF on May 31, 2013 at 5:25 pm

DS is the one that’s obsessed with Jews. I was just helping her along.

JGlanton on May 31, 2013 at 5:37 pm

Whats her obbsession ?! Chief, I can’t blame her for talking of her people. She also is Jewish.

William on June 1, 2013 at 2:11 pm

JGlanton,

Snarky comment from a troll.

NormanF on May 31, 2013 at 5:39 pm

The resemblance is amusing. That former used car salesman is going to have a long time to think about what he did.

Worry01 on May 31, 2013 at 6:39 pm

Worry,

Former used car salesman? Now we know why this guy was so sleazy.
You couldn’t make this up!

NormanF on May 31, 2013 at 6:49 pm

My honey Debbie, you know I love you.

But, please please please DO NOT post nekkid pics of Ron Jeremy, or any other men for that matter.

My eyes! My eyes!

Jeff_W on May 31, 2013 at 8:07 pm

Good Ole Ron Jeremy, the only man I ever saw way back when in the 70’s who was able to fellate himself. What a Guy! If most men could do that we’d never leave the house.

MANGOG on May 31, 2013 at 10:10 pm

Mangog, save your gross fantasies for other sites.

Worry01 on June 1, 2013 at 2:07 am

Love it or leave it, Ron Jeremy will always be “The Man”.

Walking softly while carrying a big stick.

Y’all know I’m sayin’?

The Reverend Jacques on June 1, 2013 at 3:42 am

I thought porn stars were suppose to be good looking?

burt on June 1, 2013 at 8:57 am

Burt: Ron Jeremy got his gig because his then girlfriend sent a picture of him to Playgirl magazine.

IDebbie: doubt the Islamist has Ron’s equipment. That’s why Ron is smiling all the time, and the other dude frowns, Debbie. Micropenis is a very serious medical condition, young lady, which apparently can be genetic—inbreeding doesn’t help, of course. 🙂

Ron Jeremy, known as the “Hedgehog,” was voted the greatest male porn star of all time by Adult Video News. He is, of course, a not so nice Jewish boy. Jewish men, of course, are known for larger than life accomplishments and endowments. 🙂

Occam's Tool on June 2, 2013 at 3:26 pm

not him — look at the eyebrows — not remotely similar–

ann on June 6, 2013 at 12:31 pm

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