By Debbie Schlussel

If Person A eats a burger like you do, does that mean he automatically has your and America’s best interests at heart? Only if you’re a moron. When they say, “you are what you eat,” that only applies to your physical condition, not your ideological one.

And, so, I had a good laugh at the pathetic attempt by Barack Obama’s White House chef to get Jews to vote for Barack Hussein Obama because he eats hummus (so did Arafat, Bin Laden, etc.–and they also went to the bathroom, like I do; wow, so much in common!) and has a lot of “kosher-style” (which means nothing) food at the White House. Oh, and because he eats potato pancakes a/k/a “latkes” (a food eaten on Chanukah) at his Passover Seder (wrong holiday for latkes, dude). That’s like telling us he hunts for Easter Eggs on Christmas. I couldn’t care less what Obama eats. He could eat all the Jewish foods in the world or a lot of pork and bacon. What some guy eats is a pretty stupid fact on which to base your vote for the next leader of the Free World. But it shows how desperate the Obama campaign has become in this very close election. And how far-left Israeli newspapers are desperate to help him, as the vast majority of 300,000 Jewish U.S. citizens living in Israel plan to vote for Romney (poll after poll shows this). They are also concerned because a good number of American Jews who voted for Obama will vote for Romney this time around and this will affect Obama’s chances to win states like Florida.

Ha’aretz, the left-wing, self-hating Israeli newspaper tries to get our votes via appetite, since Obama policy ain’t the way to go. Columnist Vered Guttman, obviously in the tank for the Obamas, reports:

President Barack Obama – as his critics often like to remind Jewish voters – has not visited Israel since 2008. But, if he misses the region’s flavors, Obama needs to go no farther than the White House kitchen.

“We make our own hummus,” said White House executive chef Cristeta (Cris) Comerford, in a special interview with Modern Manna last week. “It’s a very wonderful dish, very nutritious.”

And they make it quite often, for “every occasion pretty much,” according to Comerford. “We have so many vegetables in there [the White House kitchen garden] that we need some good dips with and hummus is one of our go to dips.”

So, if Obama loves hummus it must mean he loves us Israelis too!

[Emphasis added.]

What the bleep?! Does this mean that if Obama likes spaghetti and pizza, he loves the Italians? Absurd. Dumb. Just plain idiotic.

“We did a lot of the kosher-style canapes, we had salmon, tahini, hummus, home-made pita and a lot of Middle Eastern dishes,” said Comerford. “It was not strict kosher, it was a kosher-style menu.”

Who gives a bleep? The guy also ate dogs and snakes. Why isn’t that in this article? Why do I need to care about what the President of the United States eats, when his policies have ruined America for not just four years, but irreparably damaged the country for many more beyond that?

But, wait, there’s more:

Every year since taking office, President Obama has hosted a Passover Seder for a small group of friends and staffers, and Chef Comerford enjoys preparing classic Jewish dishes for the meal, such as beef brisket and potato latkes using old family recipes that the friends bring with them.

Again, Jews do NOT eat “potato latkes” on Passover. We eat that on Chanukah. Not that this has anything to do with the price of tea in China on how anyone–Jew or not–should vote on Tuesday for Prez.

But it reminds me about how Obama gets everything perfectly right when it comes to Muslims and Islam and hosting his Ramadan Iftar dinners at the White House. And, yet, for Jews–he only likes and associates with the self-hating Jew In Name Only (JINO) kind–he has a non-kosher Seder at which he holds the Haggadah (ceremonial Seder book) upside down and serves the food from a completely different holiday. Because he, frankly, doesn’t like us or Christians. It’s all about the followers of Mohammed.

I wonder if he’s planning to put a crescent atop the White House Christmas tree, this year. Wouldn’t be surprised.

I’m voting for Mitt Romney, regardless of what food he plans to serve at the White House. I heard he drinks water, and so do I.