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August 2, 2012, - 4:18 pm

Classy Mom of the Year: Olympian Ryan Lochte’s Mom Discusses Son’s Sex Life

By Debbie Schlussel

Is it just me . . . or is it just a tad low-class and weird that an Olympic gold medalist’s mother is discussing his sex life with the media? It’s bizarre enough that Olympic gold medalist swimmer Ryan Lochte’s trashy mom is named, “Ike.” Even more icky is that she’s telling the world her son sleeps around. And even more sick is that her son apparently discusses his sex life with his mother. Here’s what Ike Lochte told NBC:

Ike Lochte: “My Son is a Slut & I’m Damn Proud of It!”

Ike Lochte is a strong — and emotional — supporter of her son’s competitive lifestyle, but she says Ryan is too busy to commit to a girlfriend.

“He goes out on one-night stands,” she told TODAY.com. “He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”

Whatta lowlife. Um, TMI, (non-)lady. TMI. This woman needs a condom . . . over her mouth. And apparently her son does, too. He told some women’s magazine about his favorite sexual positions and how he prefers sex with the lights on. Is he auditioning out for a porno flick? Well, now we know where the 15 condoms per Olympic athlete are going.

This is the role model for young swimmers in America? Oy.

Gee, I’m so glad that American Olympians and their parents show the world how classy America is. Aren’t you?

Get some dignity, people. STAT.

Tags: classy moms, Ike Lochte, London Olympic Games, low class, Olympic swimmers, Olympics, one-night stands, Ryan Lochte, TMI, unclassy moms

32 Responses

I would be so ashamed if my son behaved in that manner. I certainly wouldn’t admit to it, and I WOULD BE WEARING A VEIL.

As Goes... on August 2, 2012 at 4:26 pm

I can hear it now, “My son is both a fornicator and an adulterer. We are so proud of his accomplishments.”

As Goes... on August 2, 2012 at 4:27 pm

As Goes…you made me laugh. Your statement made me think of when Howard Stern used to mock the porn “stars” on his show when they would go to the Adult Video Awards and cry and thank their parents when they won in a category. LOLOL!

Skunky on August 2, 2012 at 6:20 pm

I find it rather odd that someone would have detailed sex conversations with their mother. There might be something really bad at the heart of all that.

Worry01 on August 2, 2012 at 6:55 pm

MORE ON HIM JUST IN….

Ryan Lochte is a stupid punk.

The young man who was believed to be on the brink of replacing Michael Phelps as the next big swimming star (not by a long shot) not only urinates in the pool used by all the swimmers but actually ***boasts about it.***

Besides the execrable taste he exhibits, he should be ejected from the present and future Olympics on grounds of the health threat the juvenile jerk presents.

As goes... on August 5, 2012 at 12:16 pm

He’s sure to get a call from the current occupant living in public housing at 1600…….he could just play a tape of the call he made to the Fluckster! He could also play the pi_ p and fix up this Lochte idiot with Fluck. I could do a hundred plays-on-words with these two names, but this is a family website. Lochte’s mom sounds like a real…..well……you fill in the word. Let’s see……a cheating badminton team, the usual drugging charges floating about, crooked boxing referees, and now this gentleman’s mother pimping for the son. Classy. Is anyone really watching the Oprahlympics?

The REAL hero of the games is not being built up in the state run media. She is a lady who actually USES A GUN in her sport. She has won gold in skeet shooting IN FIVE OLYMPICS IN A ROW! That’s an amazing accomplishment. This competition, she broke 99 out of 100 clays to set a new world record. An amazing feat. The old record was 93. In her qualifying round, she broke 74 out of 75. The media silence is deafening. I guess the media found out she eats at Chick-fil-A also. Let’s see……uses a gun and eats at Chick-fil-A. The only crime she could add to this list would be being pro life.

We live in a sick world.

herbster on August 3, 2012 at 7:43 am

Herbster, LOVED the Oprahlympics and you summed up why IF I was following the Oprahlympics I would NOT be rooting for team USA. They are uninspiring to me thus far…

Skunky on August 3, 2012 at 7:22 pm

Some things in life are, or should be, on a need to know basis. As for the Lochtes, this is, as they say, “Way too much information.”

Of course, apart from poor judgment and bad taste, another possibiity is that this is a publicity stunt, and we’ll soon be hearing that the Loctes are doing commercials for Durex, Trojan, Lifestyles, or other condom manufacturers. You never know these days, since lifestyle issues seem to have turned into a commercial bonanza for Chick-fil-a, for example.

Ralph Adamo on August 2, 2012 at 4:48 pm

I am so glad that Debbie addressed this because I saw this article on MSNBC and my thoughts were “I wonder what Debbie would say.” I think this is a very fine example of how we as a people have lost a grip on our morals. When people are called hateful names because they speak up for what they believe is right, we end up with conversations like this being considered normal. I hope women that know Mr. Lochte will take note and RUN!!!

Kristy on August 2, 2012 at 5:12 pm

I don’t think it’s women that have to worry. Something tells me he isn’t interested. You notice Ike doesn’t mention “girlfriends,” That was the commentator. She only says “relationships.”

Italkit on August 2, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Well, Italkit, I just did a quick Google search, and it seems he has 130 pairs of shoes, has designed a pink Speedo for himself (which he has worn), and wants to go into clothes design when he leaves the Olympics.

skzion on August 2, 2012 at 6:27 pm

skzion, I went to art school in NYC and worked high fashion retail, I’ve known gay men who probably DO all those things but I’ve also known gay men who don’t. I know not to stereotype. I also don’t believe orientation itself is a choice but sometimes, and I emphasize SOMETIMES, a too close relationship with dear old mom, can be an indicator that a man isn’t going to be looking to the female gender for companionship. I also do think, and this is partly what convinced me it’s not a choice, is that there are physical characteristics that are common to SOME gay men and also SOME lesbians. I’m not talking about stereotypical effiminacy or butchness, just something in their physiognomy. Others are not obvious but I have a young female relative who came out to me late last year. Both girls are feminine looking, my relative more than her partner but the partner is far from butch. She had been seriously involved with a guy but when they broke up, she found a female partner and admitted she was blindsided by the attraction. She never questioned her orientation previously but she went on to tell me she thinks boys/men are smelly and generally gross. I never had this feeling towards men so I wonder if it’s not a hormonal/pheromone issue and that influenced orientation in the womb.
I was thinking of saying something to you, but decided to wait and see if you brought it up. I can’t explain why I feel the way I do about Ryan but as I said, it’s just a gut feeling. I have at times thought someone was straight who wasn’t but I’ve never been wrong about someone I perceived as being gay only to find out they’re really straight.

Your post was funny but it would be more helpful to discuss where the stereotypes originated. Maybe from guys like the one I saw on a bus in Jerusalem who was practicing, sotto voce, his Diana Ross act complete with jewelry and some makeup? The makeup looked wonderful with his 5 o’clock shadow.

Italkit on August 3, 2012 at 12:51 am

Skzion, interesting point.

His mom makes me want to be sure there is extra chlorine being used in the pool before I would ever consider swimming in the same swimming pool as he.

Perhaps, his mom received an advanced copy of “50 shades of Dorian Gray” and she is just transposing her fantasies onto her son.

Just a thought.

Pats on August 3, 2012 at 9:35 am

Its funny!

I mean in the sense that people reveal unintentionally what a butt of jokes they are.

There are porn flicks with cheesy backgrounds so bad you have laugh aloud!

And this is even cheesier than that stuff – here I always thought Olympic athletes and their moms were classy and dignified.

No such thing with Ryan Lochte and his Mom and hey – people want to see that stuff rather hear people talk about it and as for the Lochtes – people are laughing at them!

NormanF on August 2, 2012 at 5:37 pm

I saw pictures of this guy on the internet and I knew something was very strange about him. I’m not at all surprised.

David on August 2, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Is she German? I gather so with that last name….and I pronounce it as German because I do not watch TV and am not watching the Olympics. She must pronounce it “EYE-kah”. Weird.

I am more horrified than you. He is pimping that he has NO respect for women and mirthfully uses them as receptacles. I am sure it’s fun for him but it also reflect poorly upon him. He’s like the George Clooney of the stupid Olympics.

And in 2012 he will have MANY skanks to pick from and get his mojo going for. Hey skank. how’s the skankin’???

In 2012 I don’t know what I am more horrified by…the skankonia of America or the ignorance of stupid American people (like anyone still supporting Obama-Putin and the lousy Dems…the ignorance AND arrogance of these know-nothings is breath-taking!)

It almost makes me wish I would watch the Olympics because I would root against all these horrible creeps. I feel like they are horrible role models and they make me kinda sick.

Skunky on August 2, 2012 at 6:18 pm

Where’s dad? Or did he just have her morals?

Creeann on August 2, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Among athletes, this is SOP

Football – Brett Favre
Basketball – Kobe Bryant, Wilt Chamberlain, Magic Johnson

blah, blah, blah

Mom, however, needs a lesson in class. Can you say “white trash”?

Road Warrior on August 2, 2012 at 6:34 pm

So, when he contacts venereal warts or crabs, will we have to hear his mommy discuss that, also?

DS_ROCKS! on August 2, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Sounds like his mom is pimping him to Hollywood for a reality show of some sort. Is she his agent? She sure is acting like one.

Gino on August 2, 2012 at 8:18 pm

This is beyond creepy…even beyond icky….I wonder how long his mom breastfed him, till he was 17?? Do they shower together? Worse, do they sleep together? Yucky any way you slice it.

Naddy Bumpko on August 2, 2012 at 11:59 pm

Dad was in the stands tonight while son swam. Is Ike not in London? They panned in on dad a few times, but mom wasn’t in the picture. Are mom and dad estranged? Did Ike see her comments broadcast all over the world and is now hiding in shame somewhere? Inquiring minds want to know.

CornCoLeo on August 3, 2012 at 12:20 am

From Wikipedia “Lochte later said, “My last Olympics (in Beijing), I had a girlfriend — big mistake. Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited.”[75] Despite rumors in the Australian press linking Lochte with Australian swimmer Blair Evans,[76][77][78] Lochte’s mother, Ileana, confirmed to US Magazine in a 28 July 2012 interview that her son was “too busy” to be in a relationship and stated that it “wouldn’t be fair to the girl.”[79]”

Skunky, note his mother’s full name is Ileana so “Ike” is not German “eye-ke” it’s a nickname like Eisenhower’s.

Also a lot of the quote could be literal but it could be “code” for his preference. Having a “girlfriend” was a mistake?

Italkit on August 3, 2012 at 12:59 am

Thanks for the info Italkit. Boy, “Ike” is such a strange nickname I reckon…one gets it from Ileana and Eisenhower! I think I liked the (fake) German sound better than the phonetic “Ike”. Since I am learning German I have an out of control habit of pronouncing Ws as Vs and e’s as a’s!

Soon after my post I read the other posts here that allude to his maybe being gay. I found it interesting and feasible since he seems to be more open than the average man-whore. Interesting!

Skunky on August 3, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Olympic Rowers are the most slutty

Steve Epps on August 3, 2012 at 10:36 am

So it would seem that “Ike” Lochte is happy that her son is an apparent manwhore. It makes you wonder what kind of mother she is from her putting her son’s business out like that. Also what kind of son tells his mom the intimate details of his sex life? Really strange. Someone should tell Blair Evans to stay far away from this guy.

Ken b on August 3, 2012 at 11:03 am

I think they are trying to keep up with the kardashians.

myother on August 3, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Whomever said Ike is looking for a big payday with a book/movie deal, is probably right. They’re broke: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/olympics-2012/olympic-swimming-medalist-ryan-lochte-parents-facing-debt-foreclosure-florida-home-article-1.1128957

PS. to skzion, look at the pic of Ryan and his dad, tell my you wouldn’t ask him out. LOL

Italkit on August 4, 2012 at 1:27 pm

I guess he doesn’t work at Chick-fil-A.

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ronb68 on August 5, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Hmmm…

That middle aged blonde looks familiar…

I think I might have done her one night. When I was drunk.

So, that’s her name!

BethesdaDog on August 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

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