My mother told me money was a tasteless gift. So I sent Obama a fondue set.

pat on June 26, 2012 at 1:56 pm

I guess the theory that the ponderous dope and slum-lord Valerie Jarrett DOES control the Obama-Putin bottom line. Who else would green-light this gauche and tacky demand? The only ones worse are the dummies (and they are legion!) who actually would do this.

Trouble is when one is in a circle like the Obama-Putin’s that you have to keep your friends close so they don’t become your enemies and spill the beans.

They are so tacky and it must be hell trying to remember all the lies and fraud perpetrated by oneself. The Obama-Putins must hate themselves deep-down because they are not who they pretend to be and have to lie to be so loved by moronic Liberals. Frauds!

Skunky on June 26, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Notice that Obama specifies bar and bat mitzvahs as occasions suitable for his fund – no mention of other religious holidays. Must be expecting that friendly Jew money.

I’ve notified my entire family that they can expect an Obama donation instead of any traditional gift for all future events. I’m sure my wife will be thrilled with her special 25th anniversary present. As will my daughter – instead of making the wedding, we’re giving all the money to Obama. She and my future son-in-law can start out their new life “Obama style” – on food stamps.

I’ve also contacted my attorney to redo our will. We’re cutting out the kids – it all goes to Obama.

Tomorrow I’m notifying my charities. You’re out – Obama’s in!

NotSkunky on June 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm

This demand by Obama of his sheeplike supporters, regardless of faith of the sheeple, is reminiscent of one of the Roman emperors (either Caligula or Nero) demanding the citizenry sign over their finances to him – only difference was, those who signed everything over to the emperor in question in Rome were then offed.

ConcernedPatriot on June 26, 2012 at 3:20 pm

That little girl wasn’t peed off because she didn’t get a gift.
She freaked out ’cause she finally realzed her family is a bunch of ignorant Obama supporting commies!
I’d probbly have to punch somebody in the head.

I’m sure you guys heard about Obamas Arizona tattle-tale hot-line. What does it take to impeach a stupid clown posing as president anyway?

theShadow on June 26, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Give, give, and give some more. Give all you have than give some more.
He’s Obama, The One, you see; his greed is a Holy Thing.
Like my dear Bubbe used to say: I’ll give him bupkes (sp?)and toast.
Forgive me, please, for this silliness. I’m feeling giddy–if not witty and wise. This latest Obama camp brainchild has me gasping for breath.

lee, of the lower case "l" on June 26, 2012 at 9:52 pm

Ah, but just one more thing; If I were on food stamps I’d send half my allotment to the Obama campaign.
There, I’m feeling like I got it all out, now.

lee, of the lower case "l" on June 26, 2012 at 10:05 pm

Every one should send him a toaster. When he has enough of them he can have the first (he likes being first) president to have a yard sale on the East lawn. The girls can apply for a permit to set up a lemonade stand too.

ender on June 26, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Send President Choombama a hooka pipe for his retirement.
I’ve heard finely shredded redacted documents give an intense buzz but leave you hungry for chocolate covered bell peppers and a screaming headache.

Airmet Tango on June 27, 2012 at 12:08 am

I think someone in the Obama campaign must have injested a lot of marijuana. How ridculous this hallucination is

G. R. Scharoubim on June 27, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Yousef El-Qaradawi is the most virulent of all Moslems. He is a disciple of Satan who knows nothing but envy, jealousy and hate. His only place should be a garbage can. He should have a party there for all his alikes.

G. R. SCHAROUBIM on December 12, 2012 at 10:08 am