By Debbie Schlussel
During the campaign, drunk driver, ex-fake Republican, and bloated former NBA player Charles Barkley eagerly campaigned for his new BBFF [Best Black Friend Forever], Barack Hussein Obama. And the two homies was tight.
But now, everything ain’t a’ight. Charles Barkley whines that Obama is acting like a Presidential “Ms. Thang.”

Charles Barkley, on NBC’s Tonight Show Friday, said he used to talk frequently with Barack Obama the candidate. But, says Barkley, President Obama doesn’t return calls: “And I don’t like being big-timed.”

He wasn’t joking. Can’t say I feel sorry for him, though. Remember when he said, “That’s what I hate about f-cking White people”? (In this case, the “f” word was used as an adjective, not the usual verb he performed with groupies.)

Yet another feud to add to my list of favorite feuds I wish would keep on going forever and that both sides would lose.
Alien v. Predator–Feuds I Wish Would Never End:
William Shatner/”Capt. Kirk” v. George Takei/”Sulu” . . .

Aretha Franklin v. Tina Turner . . .

Baba Wawa v. Star Jones . . .
Dr. Death, Baba Wawa & Star Jones Swimsuit Edition
HAMAS v. Fatah . . .

Donald v. Rosie . . .