By Debbie Schlussel

Every drunken exploit of the Bush daughters was covered 24/7 when he was Prez, and Rick Santorum’s kids are already getting attacked by several comedians.  But the Obama girls?  Well, a story about Malia Obama’s spring break trip to Oaxaca, Mexico with 25 Secret Service agents was erased from all the mainstream media websites.  Hmmm . . . working overtime to meet the Obama edicts about not covering his daughter, apparently.  I was away at a movie screening and other duties, and when I returned and clicked on various links to the story from the Drudge Report and Google News, I got nothing, nada.  The story’s been yanked.  No note that it isn’t true.  Just gone.

I clicked on the link to the UK Telegraph’s story and here’s what I got:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/9152796/Malia-Obama-guarded-by-25-Secret-Service-agents-on-spring-break-in-Mexico.html

Click on the International Business Times and the story is not only gone, but you get detoured to the home page.

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/316249/20120319/malia-obama-mexico-spring-break-travel-warning.htm

Huffington Post . . . same thing.  The story’s disappeared.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=newssearch&cd=2&ved=0CDMQqQIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2012%2F03%2F19%2Fmalia-obama-mexico-spring-break_n_1364063.html&ei=NvNnT4z_H8XmggfZ4sTRCQ&usg=AFQjCNGUUewaZPh5BRAkExXt9zdXjgcAzQ&sig2=e1r13bttQIDI7kYWqwT21g

UK Daily Mail.  Gone.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2117288/Malia-Obama-heads-Mexico-SCHOOL-TRIP–brings-25-Secret-Service-agents-her.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Well, I guess Jay Carney needs something to do to earn his over $200,000 in annual salary and benefits package.  He’s the Obama spring break story cleaner.

Clean-up in aisle Oaxaca.