December 5, 2008, - 2:06 pm

Walt is Turning Over in His Grave: Disney Considers Porn Star for “Tinkerbell” Role

By Debbie Schlussel
She’s made several porn films, in which she’s heard directing camera angles. But apparently that isn’t enough to disqualify Paris Hilton from playing Disney’s “Tinkerbell”.

Paris Hilton wants to play Tinkerbell – not her pet Chihuahua, but the famed fairy from “Peter Pan.” A source tells us the celebutard is lobbying for the title role in Disney’s live-action version of “Tinkerbell,” in which the pixie finally gets a chance at life as a real girl. “Paris has worked on her acting chops lately and showed some comedy prowess in her YouTube spoof of running for president,” our insider said. “Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential.”

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Stinkerbell

Hmmm . . . Have those same Disney suits seen her most famous “movies” online, which she later sold DVDs of for profit? Surely, they are aware of them. Is there no edit button at Disney, these days? Does it not give them pause that they are actually considering the star of “One Night in Paris” (put out by Red Light District Video–hello . . .? to play the lead in a Disney film for young kids? You don’t have to be a prude to know that this is completely inappropriate.
Aren’t there any parents who are willing to contact Disney and tell them they won’t let their kids see a movie with a porn star playing a fairy tale character?
There are plenty of more deserving and actually talented actresses without resorting to casting this woman.
Like I said in the headline, Walt Disney is turning over in his grave.






10 Responses

This it not too surprising. The kind of gay agenda that Disney force-feeds children these days (gay parades, events, etc), this was bound to happen sooner or later.
I won’t be surprised if they come out with a “revelation” that some of the longtime Disney characters are gay, like JK Rowling did with poor Dumbledore’s character.
Not that there is anything wrong in it… heck there actually is!
I was talking to a friend who became a father recently and he said the TV channels that will be on block are cartoon network, anything disney made before 1980 and so on.

anonymous twit on December 5, 2008 at 2:28 pm

Well, I guess they feel that in these difficult economic times she will increase the box office appeal of the movie.
In addition to promoting wholesome, patriotic family entertainment (something the Disney people have long discarded), Walt Disney was a patriotic American who would have loathed political correctness.

c f on December 5, 2008 at 2:38 pm

The new cartoons are complete homoerotic imagery. The men all have wasp waits, giants shoulders, tiny rounded buttocks, whereas female charcters either have weak chins or are generic, all-look-the-same with tiny noses, even the Asian and Latina characters look the same as Caucasian ones.

ObamaSlammaJamma on December 5, 2008 at 3:03 pm

What do you expect for this Hilton Mafia daughter who gets whatever she wants from daddy.
How else do you explain all the gigs she gets in Hollywood and else where. One phone call from dad and she gets hired or there will trouble in the Unions.

ScottyDog on December 5, 2008 at 4:28 pm

If this becomes a remake of Tinkerbell. Would it be safe to say we can call this version “Tinkerbell: Sloppy Seconds”

californiascreaming on December 5, 2008 at 4:53 pm

californiascreaming, Gary Bettman would like to have a word with you. Ok, maybe a 3 hour meeting.
I took a peek at some of the Paris Hilton video. She looks like a lousy lay!

Richard on December 5, 2008 at 5:41 pm

Why give the role of one of the few innocent characters left in america to a who-cares un-hott no talent hack like Paris Hilton, who’s only famous becuase she did a few boring porno flicks?
I can think of much better blones in hollywood and in real life who could play that role much better. Give it to *shudders* Hilary Duff?
Shouldn’t Tinkerbell look younger than Paris Hilton anyway? Horrible nuclear disaster in the making if Disney gives the anorexic bimbo the role.

Squirrel3D on December 5, 2008 at 6:58 pm

We get older, sometimes wiser. Paris gets points for her pixie-esque response to the McCain ad.
You may remember:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d/paris-hilton-responds-to-mccain-ad-from-paris-hilton-adam-ghost-panther-mckay-and-chris-henchy

StillBreathing on December 6, 2008 at 8:32 am

Lindsey Lohan, sticks out so does Hanna Montana, and others. Sex, drugs, rock & roll,is Hollywood theme. Disney does hire people roaming around in the Mickey & Minny Cartoon suites that are gay & pedifiles, that is why many people boycotted the theme parks & movies. That is why FORD is in big trouble, for every luxury car Ford Sold they gave $1000 to the G & L Agenda, and for every non luxury car they gave $500 – $100 a car. It back fired big time their sales fell like a stone.
People are not going to put up with it. The suits think LA & NYC is the audience, big mistake , whole lotta people in between that are not going to put up with it. They did not learn the first time history will repeat again and then they will be in front of Congree’s for a bail out.

Johnny V on December 6, 2008 at 11:34 am

Debbie, who cares about Walt Disney or Disney, Inc? Their target consumers are three year olds, who they turn into materialistic brats. And Walt was an anti-Semite, anyway.

Anonymous1 on December 6, 2008 at 3:56 pm

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