October 31, 2008, - 5:14 pm
Octo-beard?: Weirdest Facial Hair of the Day
By Debbie Schlussel
I think Chicago Bulls Center Drew Gooden aspires to overtake Dennis Rodman as weirdest NBA player in history. He wants to be called “The Big Drizzle”, whatever that means, and had a weird haircut of a small patch of hair–which he says he tore off of Rasheed Wallace’s head–on the back of his head.
Now, the 6’10” player has is sporting this bizarre new beard that has seven or eight tentacles. I call it the “Octobeard”, for lack of a better name. The “I’m neither Amish nor a Rabbi” beard, doesn’t exactly roll off your tongue.
Let’s hope this form of facial hair never becomes a trend like goatees.
Read more about The Big Fo-Shizzle’s “mystical beard.”
Yup, this guy is strange. Here’s his theme song. . .
It’s gotta be because he’s a cartoon fan….? http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=1e8df55c23a00d20482b11900b01085d
buyhevs on November 1, 2008 at 3:09 pm