By Debbie Schlussel

Mazel Tov! Mel Gibson now has a twin.

Hey, Anti-Semites AND NOCIRC Both Just Found a New Spokesmodel Schlub

I used to like Russell Crowe as an actor, despite his behavior as a “person,” including tirades at New York hotels, violently using telephones to attack poor working-class stiff hotel employees and engaging in other such acts of class and dignity.  But no more.  This barbarian, who physically beat a hotel clerk with a telephone receiver as a weapon just ‘cuz he felt like it, now has the chutzpah to attack Jews as barbaric for circumcising their male babies. His attack on Jewish circumcision is not about health or humanity.  It’s about Russell Crowe’s formerly latent anti-Semitism now rearing its uncircumcised, impotent head via his tweets on Twitter.

Circumcision is a covenant with G-d that the Jewish people have had for thousands of years, and it’s helped us survive and continue to exist as a people.  There is a special ceremony and blessings are made.  Clearly, it works.  It’s no coincidence that those without circumcisions are at far greater risk for AIDS and several cancers, including penile cancer.  It’s an interesting irony that Crowe’s male children will now be at higher risk for these maladies, while he concentrates on attacking the “evil” JOOOOOOOS. BTW, says a lot about the IQ of Crowe’s fans that they ask him, a total stranger, whether or not to circumcise their own children. Um, yeah, that’s who you ask about your child’s health, Dr. Russell M. Crowe, endowed with a medical degree from the University of Smack the Phone at Your Head “F-ck Science” Medical School. Only a moron would ask this proud high school grad for advice. In my book, that’s an automatic disqualifier from parenthood.

The Oscar-winning actor labelled the practice “barbaric and stupid” during a row with his Twitter followers, telling them to “f— off” if they disagreed with him.

The 47-year-old engaged in an angry exchange with one follower, whom he branded a “moron”, before imploring Jewish people to “stop cutting your babies”.

Hmmm . . . I would like to implore people named Russell Crowe to “stop attacking your hotel clerks with telephones,” which makes a lot more sense.

The debate followed a question by one of his fans called @picknic11 who asked him: “My son is due soon. Do you think I should get him circumstanced? [sic]”

Crowe, who hit the headlines in 2005 when he was charged with second-degree assault in New York after throwing a telephone at a hotel employee, tweeted: “Circumcision is barbaric and stupid. Who are you to correct nature? Is it real that GOD requires a donation of foreskin? Babies are perfect.”

He added: “Many Jewish friends, I love my Jewish friends, I love the apples and the honey and the funny little hats but stop cutting yr babies.

Ah, he’s not anti-Semitic. We know that because he loves “the funny little hats.” Thanks, Mel . . . er, Russell. He just loves the funny little hat on his penis–and the cancer and AIDS it could bring–soooo much more.

“I will always stand for the perfection of babies, I will always believe in God, not man’s interpretation of what God requires.

“Last of it, if u feel it is yr right 2 cut things off yr babies please unfollow and f— off, I’ll take attentive parenting over barbarism.”

The outburst provoked dozens of responses from his followers. One said: “There’s actually a scientific reason for [circumcision], u should google it.”

Crowe replied: “My friend, “human” science has caused too much damage, don’t be a moron.”

Another follower told him: “I disagree on Circumcision , It’s more hygienic and nobody remembers it”, to which Crowe replied “Hygienic? Why don’t you sew up your a– then?” The follower then seemingly offered to fight Crowe if he was ever in Newfoundland.

Crowe also apparently likened circumcision to human sacrifice, when another follower asked: “You are comparing sexual mutilation w/ a jewish ceremonial act?!”

He replied: “Can you actually read the words you just typed ” a ceremonial act” , F— that. The Mayans had ceremonial acts too.”

Yup, Judaism is the same as being an ancient Mayan. You keep telling yourself that, Russell, while the Jewish morons in Hollywood continue to make an absolute dummy like you more millions than you could ever dream of. If every single Jewish, circumcised Hollywood exec and producer truly had some balls, this chump would never work in Hollywood again. Sadly, they don’t.

File under: “Mel Gibson Just Found a Quorum for the Aussie-Heritage Movie Star Division of the Klan.”

Reader Duane, who is not Jewish, is spot on:

His comments pretty much sums up liberals view of tolerance on opposing ideology : telling them to “f— off” & don’t like it then, “Bye,” if they disagreed with him. Typical liberal who is pro-abortion yet is suddenly concerned with people cutting babies? “Abortion should always be a woman’s choice, there is no benefit to ‘forced’ motherhood…you got it? Don’t like it? Then, bye & who are you to correct nature? Is it real that GOD requires a donation of foreskin? Babies are perfect.” So his big brain has decided that God is not alright with foreskin removal, but fine with terminating the babies life-kill it, but make sure not to damage it’s foreskin? The stupidity of these people is so blatant and yet idiot sycophants continue to hang on their every stupid word.

AMEN, Duane. Next time, I need a rabbi, it won’t be Russell Crowe. Somebody needs to tell that uncircumcised schmuck to butt the f–k out of our private lives, like a good liberal constantly claims to do, all while imposing big brother government upon us.

Oh, and one last fashion/health tip for Russell Crowe: Men look bad in turtlenecks. Swastikas and brown shirts aren’t flattering, either.