By Debbie Schlussel

They’re a wonderful family.  They’ve been misunderstood just like our family.

–Dina Lohan, mother of Lindsay Lohan, on the John Gotti family of the Gambino Mafia organized crime family, on “Extra,” the celebrity entertainment show, over the weekend.

The Lohans & the Gottis: “Wonderful & Misunderstood”

John Travolta is making a movie about John Gotti, the late Don of the Gambino family, one of the few remaining Mafia crime families left in America, today.  Travolta is casting himself as the senior Gotti and Lindsay Lohan as the very tacky Victoria Gotti.

John Gotti, Sr. gave the orders to murder countless people.  Many peoples’ lives were destroyed because of him.  Countless families were destroyed.  Yes, many were criminals and got caught up in the mob, but some were not and were innocents caught in the crossfire. I like a good mob movie like many other people.  But make no mistake, these people are criminals, the lowest scum of the earth, not to be glorified or complimented.  Gotti’s wife and children knew what he was involved in, and some of them were involved, too.  Mysteriously, all of them, including former FOX News personality Victoria Gotti, lived in giant mansions, and no one knows where the money really came from.  Uh, no, there is nothing “misunderstood” about these sleazebags and accomplices.  Nothing misunderstood at all.  (And, unfortunately, since the Gottis are involved in making the movie, it will probably glorify them and their scumbag of a father.)

Neither “Wonderful” Nor “Misunderstood”

For this moronic, malpracticed parent and pimpette stage mother, Dina Lohan, to call the Gottis wonderful or misunderstood has to be the most dumbassed statement I’ve heard in a while. You know she can’t possibly believe the fertilizer she’s selling.

Uh, no, Dina, we didn’t misunderstand the Gottis.  And we didn’t misunderstand the nutty, messed up Lohan family either.

Neither “wonderful,” nor “misunderstood.” Not even close.