March 23, 2008, - 6:09 pm
From Superbowl Loser to Errand Chick, The Slow Decline of Tom Brady-ette
By Debbie Schlussel
Looks like I was totally on target when I named New England Patriots QB Tom Brady as 2007 DebbieSchlussel.com Woman of the Year.
And this year is not much better for him. First, he goes from the whole press coronating him as all-time football great forever to losing the Superbowl to the New York Giants. And now, he’s been reduced to playing errand chick for supermodel girlfriend (actually, she’s apparently the man in the relationship now) Gisele Bundchen, going to pick up her fanmail (and opening it–nice). Wow, that’s kinda shabby work for a multi-millionaire who was this close to winning his gazillionth Superbowl.
And what’s more, he enlists a New York cop to protect him from the dangerous “criminals” videotaping him. Let’s hear it for cleaning up New York’s streets from “violent criminals” with video cameras and paychecks from TMZ.
Watch the hilarious video (the photogs’ comments are what make it, so turn your sound up). Best line: “Hey, Tom, [New York Giants player Michael] Strahan’s around the block.”
TMZ asks: “Tom [Brady] or Tony [Romo], Who Wears the Biggest Skirt?”
Indeed.
Exit Question: How long ’til she sends him out to buy tampons . . . or has that already taken place long ago?
I vote the latter.
Tags: Debbie Schlussel Looks, football, Gisele Bundchen, Michael, New England Patriots, New England Sidewalk, New York, New York Giants, player, Tom Brady, Tom Brady-ette By
I think it’s sick the way these lowlife paparazzi creeps hound people. The guy should be allowed to live his life, pick up the mail, whatever, like everyone else.
[K: THAT COMES WITH THE TERRITORY. IT’S NOT LIKE HE GREW UP OR LIVES IN A VACUUM. HE KNOWS THAT WHEN YOU ARE A FAMOUS FOOTBALL STAR WHO GETS PAID MILLIONS IN ENDORSEMENTS AND ARE DATING A FAMOUS UNDERWEAR MODEL, YOU WILL BE FILMED. IF HE DIDN’T WANT TO BE “HOUNDED,” THEN WHY DID HE ACCEPT GAZILLIONS FOR THIS SILLY STETSON AD (AND OTHER ENDORSEMENTS, LIKE THE MILLION DOLLAR UNDERWEAR MODELING CONTRACT HE’S CONSIDERING)–SO NO ONE WOULD PAY ATTENTION AND THEN NOT BUY STETSON? IF HE DIDN’T WANT CAMERAS FOLLOWING HIM, HE SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN ANOTHER PROFESSION, GIRLFRIEND, AND LIFESTYLE. SO SAD, TOO BAD.
THE ONLY PERSON I FEEL SORRY FOR IS HIS FATHERLESS KID HE ABANDONED. IF HE STUCK WITH THE KID, INSTEAD OF STRUTTING OUT WITH A NEW SUPERMODEL, I GUARANTEE THE CAMERAS WOULD BE ELSEWHERE. SADLY, BEING A SCHMUCK–A WHIPPED SCHMUCK AT THAT–IS “GLAMOROUS” THESE DAYS. DS]
kishke on March 23, 2008 at 7:54 pm