March 31, 2011, - 12:58 pm
Nickelodeon’s Kids Awards Show Features Porn Star, Other Exhibitionists
Can’t say I’m surprised by this, since Nickelodeon has, over the last decade, continued to run shows featuring teen stars who became teen unwed moms and other stars who gyrate with stripper poles. (And that’s in addition to the network’s blatant pan-Muslim, far-left political preaching.) But, Saturday, Nickelodeon’s “Kids’ Choice Awards” show will feature a number of anti-role models who are bad influences on kids. On the other hand, if you want to teach your kids that the way to make it in life is make porn tapes, show off your genitals on movie screens, mock American victims of Islamic terrorism, and glamorize heavy drug use, then this is your kind of kids awards show. The show will include:
* Kim Kardashian: Famous because she made herself a porn star by making a sex tape with rapper Ray-J, including anal sex. (For this, Sean “Family Values” Hannity gushed over her on his FOX News show, saying she is a “great role model” and “has a great head on [her] shoulders.” Uh-huh, we know with which head Hannity was thinking that. Hint: not on his shoulders, though there’s about the same amount of brain matter there.) Kardashian is still selling–and making a ton of loot from–her self-made porno flick, which is rated “XXX.” Uh-huh, exactly the kind of person you want as a presenter on a kids show. Little Ashley, you can grow up to be just like her!
* Jason Segel: Biggest star turn was his multi-exhibitionist shots of his penis on the big screen in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (read my review). File under “TMI, Visual Edition.” By the way, he wrote and stars in the next Muppets movie. I wonder what the late Jim Henson would have thought of this exhibitionist. Does Kermit pass out condoms in the latest incarnation?
* Britney Spears: Multiple exhibitionist shots of her vagina, including, reportedly, this week in a performance on “Good Morning America.” The woman has an aversion to that unsanitary item of clothing otherwise known as underpants. That’s in addition to her many other unhinged episodes. Unless you’ve been living inside a mushroom the last five years, I don’t think I need to recount them for you. In articles about her very R-rated concerts, she says her two young boys are not allowed to watch. But, hey, it’s okay if your kids do. She has a new CD and song downloads she needs to sell.
* Russell Brand: Went to work dressed as Bin Laden the day after the 9/11 attacks and invited his drug dealer to the MTV studios, where he worked. Like Jason Segel, he also proudly posed in full frontal nudity on MTV in Great Britain. Yup, another class act. His unfunny humor consists of mostly uttering four letter words in an English accent. Haha, funny.
Yup, great role models for your kids. Terrif. Thanks, Nickelodeon. The whole network deserves to be permanently slimed.
Tags: Britney Spears, Exhibitionist, Jason Segel, Kids' Choice Awards, Kim Kardashian, naked, nick, Nickelodeon, porn star, Russell Brand
Yup.
And the Muslims take bets our hyper-sexualized society is dying. The truth is they’re hypocrites about it and engage in much the same irreverent practices when no one else is looking.
We’ve taken the class and the romance out of society.
When all you have sex, there’s nothing left. No wonder people don’t look forward to getting married anymore. Been there, done that. Now why tie the knot?
That’s why Nickoledeon won’t tell your kids its role models are not like the role models our parents knew.
Not even close.
NormanF on March 31, 2011 at 1:15 pm