By Debbie Schlussel

Perhaps the writers on the dying, steamy daytime soaps should consult Muslims.  If they wrote the story lines that happen in real life Islam, perhaps their nosediving ratings would start to go back up. . . especially when it involves your typical, desperate, ugly Western White woman who marries into the religion of barbarism.

Islamic “Love” on Grand Crescent Street

Take the story of Pauline Knowles-Samarraie.  The British Muslim woman was murdered by her ex-husband, who–at the time of her slaughter–was her son-in-law.  Makes Hollywood liberals’ mythical, insulting concept of “Southern inbreeding” look like the ultimate in civility and societal behavioral advancement.  More of the “Religion of Peace” at work:

Mohammad Soboh, 41, denies murdering Pauline Knowles-Samarraie, 72, whose body was found by firefighters at the home they shared in Grand Crescent, Rottingdean, East Sussex, on April 22 last year.

Love that ominous street name: “Grand Crescent.”

Opening the case at Lewes Crown Court, prosecutor Alan Kent QC told jurors the case ”has a number of elements to it which I suspect you will find quite fascinating”.

He said that although Soboh was at the time married to the woman’s daughter, Nada, he had once been married to Ms Knowles-Samarraie herself.

The court heard that Ms Knowles-Samarraie met her first husband, an Iraqi national, when he was studying in the UK in the late 1950s, and then moved to the Middle East with him when he was made deputy oil minister under Hussein’s regime.

They had two children, Nada and Paul, but he and her husband were later executed, while the two women escaped to the UK.

Mr Kent said that in 2007 Ms Knowles-Samarraie had a book published about her experiences under the dictatorship, entitled I Never Said Goodbye.

However, he added that despite this she remained a ”secretive” woman, and did not share her unusual domestic arrangement with her friends.

Soboh is alleged to have repeatedly struck her over the head with a metal lintel and then poured accelerant over her body before setting her alight in a bid to cover his tracks while his wife and their three children were out for the day. . . .

When firefighters arrived . . . Mr Kent said . . . they noticed that her body was totally burnt from the waist upwards while the fire was still burning on her thighs. . . .

Results from a post-mortem examination showed she died as a result of head wounds caused by a blunt instrument.

The court also heard she was found to have a number of defence-type injuries on her hands.

This bizarre story isn’t really bizarre when you become a Muslim and marry into an Islamic family. In fact, there are loads of stories like this in the Islamic world from Mohammed and his 6-year-old wife on down through the centuries and to date.

Yes, this is a far more warped story than anything coming out of Hollywood or shown on daytime TV. There’s just one problem: Islam. If showbiz types were to tell the story, the perpetrator would be an evangelical Christian.

You know the Hollywood rule: Thou shalt not criticize or accurately portray Islam. Yup, art will never imitate life in this case.