March 1, 2010, - 1:20 pm
The Prob w/ Starstruck Federal Air Marshals – Kim Kardashian Edition
What is it with starstruck Federal Air Marshals (FAMs) who can’t stop blabbing their real identities to attractive female celebrities (who also then re-blab)? The Air Marshals are supposed to be undercover and on the lookout for men who would storm the cockpit and try to use the plane as a weapon . . . not their next “dating” (euphemism) opportunity or tickets to the taping of some TV show.
Last year, I told you about airhead faux-conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s outing of a Federal Air Marshal. The ditzy co-host of ABC’s anti-male hag-fest, “The View,” told the audience the full name of a Federal Air Marshal who sat next to her on a New York to Los Angeles flight. Not only did we learn the air marshal’s full name, but the time of the flight, its departure city and destination, where the Air Marshal sat on the flight, and what his cover story was (a cover story used by many FAMs). As a result, the blabbermouth FAM was put under investigation and Federal Air Marshal Service brass had to contact ABC to remove his name from the episode, which was repeated during “The View’s” summer break.
Now, the same has happened with Kim Kardashian, but for the big-mouthed Air Marshal’s last name.
Kardashian used her Twitter account to tweet from the flight (while it was in the air–a no-no, as we all know), and told us the Air Marshal’s first name (Jim), that he was sitting next to her in First Class, and other details, like that the flight was another New York to Los Angeles flight, and the time. It’s not like no-one noticed, either. Kardashian has over three million Twitter followers, and even Us Magazine noticed (see below, from the March 8th issue). She claims she figured it out and is “a Private Eye.” PUH-LEEZE. The skank is an airhead, who got famous for taking her clothes off and having sex on video.
If I were an observant Islamic terrorist, with these two chicks spilling, I’d know that my next terrorist attack on a plane should be on a flight other than New York or Newark to Los Angeles. Thanks to Hasselbeck, Kardashian . . . and the drooling Air Marshals who couldn’t keep their mouths shut.
Shukran [Arabic for “Thanks”], infidel girls. And thanks, starstruck Federal Air Marshals. For the record, I know several Federal Air Marshals, who’ve sat next to celebrities on flights. They don’t give them their identities and ask for autographs because they’re fans of the Kardashian/Ray-J sex tape, or tickets to a taping for their wife, who is a fan of “The View.” It’s against the rules. But all it takes is a few who think with their pants and not with their brains, to jeopardize the safety of the rest of the passengers, and more importantly, any buildings terrorists might use the planes to strike and the innocent people working inside of them.
As one Federal Air Marshal wrote me when Hasselbeck did the previous outing, after a FAM revealed his identity to her:
WTF was he thinking? Our agency does not condone its agents slobbering over celebs like a soccer mom sitting next to Brad Pitt. I mean of alllll people to yap to? Jeez. I can count the number of times I have even engaged someone in conversation in the last year on one hand.
Biggest fan-FAM deserves whatever the agency does to him. I hope his teammates take him aside and advise him that they don’t like him risking their asses to score points . . . . Wow is all I can say.
It’s not like terrorists haven’t thought of using women to distract and extract information from federal officials. You can find this “novel” tact way back in biblical times, when Jael enticed and killed General Sisera of Canaan.
Are we approaching the point where were going to have to employ only gay men as Federal Air Marshals? No. As I noted, I know many Air Marshals who think of the safety of the plane, not the plot line of their wildest fantasies. But it’s time for strict discipline for the Air Marshals who blab.
Let’s start with Kim Kardashian’s new friend, Jim.
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If you follow me on Twitter, I guarantee you I won’t be tweeting the names of Federal Air Marshals who are supposed to be anonymous.
Tags: FAM, FAMS, Federal Air Marshal Service, Federal Air Marshals, Kim Kardashian
You would think one of the only rules to be followed by so called air marshalls is to never give your identity away. What a joke, and to blow your cover when talking to a paris hilton bff come on.
tyler on March 1, 2010 at 2:49 pm